Cultivation Chat Group
One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. And even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques. However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed…
Chapters (3165)
- Chapter 401 — Chapter 401: The 21st-century good neighbor
- Chapter 402 — Chapter 402: A Blood Demon Boss suddenly spawning in the countryside
- Chapter 403 — Chapter 403: Strange phenomena appearing while discussing profound principles
- Chapter 404 — Chapter 404: The seniors of the group using misdirection
- Chapter 405 — Chapter 405: Ostracized by his fellow daoists?
- Chapter 406 — Chapter 406: Gathering the scrolls to summon the ‘1S edition’
- Chapter 407 — Chapter 407: A beautiful saber attack
- Chapter 408 — Chapter 408: Blood Bone
- Chapter 409 — Chapter 409: Song of the Stupid Yellow Mountain
- Chapter 410 — Chapter 410: All the scrolls are gathered
- Chapter 411 — Chapter 411: Ah? Pew~
- Chapter 412 — Chapter 412: Scattering sword qi
- Chapter 413 — Chapter 413: Dying while transforming
- Chapter 414 — Chapter 414: The eyeball of the Sea King
- Chapter 415 — Chapter 415: Summoning Venerable White!
- Chapter 416 — Chapter 416: It seems it will be very interesting to disassemble you
- Chapter 417 — Chapter 417: Senior Song, don’t die!
- Chapter 418 — Chapter 418: An innate inability in regards to sword techniques
- Chapter 419 — Chapter 419: What is Senior Song’s clone eating?
- Chapter 420 — Chapter 420: Do you want to sweep countless battlefields without suffering a single defeat?
- Chapter 421 — Chapter 421: A fearsome cooperation between giants
- Chapter 422 — Chapter 422: Song Shuhang, how come it’s you again?!
- Chapter 423 — Chapter 423: Senior Song’s expression package
- Chapter 424 — Chapter 424: Doudou’s nemesis
- Chapter 425 — Chapter 425: The spectators should also have their share
- Chapter 426 — Chapter 426: The so-called ‘nemesis’?
- Chapter 427 — Chapter 427: Woof, woof! Mr. Yellow Mountain is my loyal little dog!
- Chapter 428 — Chapter 428: Little friend Shuhang, here is your kasaya!
- Chapter 429 — Chapter 429: Great Master Profound Principle’s obsessive-compulsive disorder
- Chapter 430 — Chapter 430: Young Master Phoenix Slayer’s request
- Chapter 431 — Chapter 431: Mastering the Inverted Scale Saber Technique
- Chapter 432 — Chapter 432: Senior, can I borrow your brain for a bit?
- Chapter 433 — Chapter 433: The seasoned driver ran into some difficulties
- Chapter 434 — Chapter 434: The huge express delivery box
- Chapter 435 — Chapter 435: I have comprehended the starter pistol formula!
- Chapter 436 — Chapter 436: Hello Fellow Daoists watching from home, I’m Su Clan’s Seven
- Chapter 437 — Chapter 437: Choose, either place amongst the first ten or go for a one month trip into space
- Chapter 438 — Chapter 438: Intense fighting!
- Chapter 439 — Chapter 439: Soft Feather with tears streaming down her face
- Chapter 440 — Chapter 440: Thrice Reckless Mad Saber’s fear
- Chapter 441 — Chapter 441: A kamikaze driver is hiding amongst us
- Chapter 442 — Chapter 442: Super Phoenix Slayer System, activate!
- Chapter 443 — Chapter 443: Lady Onion entering into action
- Chapter 444 — Chapter 444: Frozen little Shuhang
- Chapter 445 — Chapter 445: The new Wielder of the Will has some issues
- Chapter 446 — Chapter 446: Toward the sea
- Chapter 447 — Chapter 447: The hand-guided tractor got flooded, anxiously waiting for a reply!
- Chapter 448 — Chapter 448: I’ve been imprisoned for 500 years
- Chapter 449 — Chapter 449: A relative of the Sea King?
- Chapter 450 — Chapter 450: Fellow Daoist Phoenix Slayer, will you sing for me?
- Chapter 451 — Chapter 451: The silver bracers
- Chapter 452 — Chapter 452: How come it’s you again?
- Chapter 453 — Chapter 453: Not letting go of any opportunity to show off!
- Chapter 454 — Chapter 454: I’ll make you happy!
- Chapter 455 — Chapter 455: Congratulatory messages from all over the world
- Chapter 456 — Chapter 456: Experiencing the rewarding formation
- Chapter 457 — Chapter 457: Lie down and don’t move, let’s break through first!
- Chapter 458 — Chapter 458: With the walkthrough in hand, I’m the absolute king of the world!
- Chapter 459 — Chapter 459: A dao name must consist of four words!
- Chapter 460 — Chapter 460: Those are not four-word dao names!
- Chapter 461 — Chapter 461: Daoist Priest China, Zhejiang Province, Wenzhou City, Baijing Street
- Chapter 462 — Chapter 462: A week has seven days!
- Chapter 463 — Chapter 463: So unlucky!
- Chapter 464 — Chapter 464: Song Shuhang’s disciples and followers
- Chapter 465 — Chapter 465: Young Master Phoenix Slayer’s gift
- Chapter 466 — Chapter 466: Fairy Lychee’s video broadcast
- Chapter 467 — Chapter 467: Bewitching screams
- Chapter 468 — Chapter 468: That’s happiness~
- Chapter 469 — Chapter 469: F*ck, I hit the wrong person
- Chapter 470 — Chapter 470: Three consecutive dreams
- Chapter 471 — Chapter 471: The grave of Venerable Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue
- Chapter 472 — Chapter 472: Another one is happy?
- Chapter 473 — Chapter 473: Don’t sing, we are on the same side!
- Chapter 474 — Chapter 474: Pearls with the spiritual energy of a beast
- Chapter 475 — Chapter 475: How about exploring an ancient grave?
- Chapter 476 — Chapter 476: Borrowing spirit stones
- Chapter 477 — Chapter 477: Another spirit beast crystal
- Chapter 478 — Chapter 478: No problem, I’m in no way in a hurry!
- Chapter 479 — Chapter 479: A new and refreshing feeling
- Chapter 480 — Chapter 480: Father, I want 365 dao names
- Chapter 481 — Chapter 481: A sea urchin warrior in the friend list of a monster hunter
- Chapter 482 — Chapter 482: The poisonous snake hiding in the dark
- Chapter 483 — Chapter 483: Why would I want to escape?
- Chapter 484 — Chapter 484: If you don’t need any of the above-mentioned things, please hang up
- Chapter 485 — Chapter 485: I might as well try to give my cheat a go
- Chapter 486 — Chapter 486: The Fiercely Kneeling on the Ground and Surrendering Technique
- Chapter 487 — Chapter 487: Actually, I’m a stallion spirit
- Chapter 488 — Chapter 488: The demodragon medicine
- Chapter 489 — Chapter 489: The secret of the golden chain
- Chapter 490 — Chapter 490: The Whale Swallowing Technique!
- Chapter 491 — Chapter 491: Please, can you not mention these disgusting things while I’m eating?
- Chapter 492 — Chapter 492: I’m not the one in the wrong, the world is!
- Chapter 493 — Chapter 493: The horse dragon isn’t actually a horse
- Chapter 494 — Chapter 494: So cold, get me out of here!
- Chapter 495 — Chapter 495: The white-haired girl inside the ice coffin
- Chapter 496 — Chapter 496: People mustn’t be judged by their appearances
- Chapter 497 — Chapter 497: Hello, I’m looking for Baijing Street’s Traveling Sabersman
- Chapter 498 — Chapter 498: The Flaming Saber Technique, eat it while it’s still warm!
- Chapter 499 — Chapter 499: Venerable White’s exploration team getting wiped out
- Chapter 500 — Chapter 500: Sideways King’s car and the unexpected traffic accident
- Chapter 501 — Chapter 501: Shuhang, have you decided when you’re ascending to heaven?
- Chapter 502 — Chapter 502: Meeting again the professor that took an arrow in the knee
- Chapter 503 — Chapter 503: Not good, Shuhang is about to explode!
- Chapter 504 — Chapter 504: As a result, go into space!
- Chapter 505 — Chapter 505: The Jingang token of authority
- Chapter 506 — Chapter 506: The Soul Devouring Demonic Gourd
- Chapter 507 — Chapter 507: A group of cultivators demanding their payment
- Chapter 508 — Chapter 508: Go, Mount Tai Seal… F*ck, wrong target!
- Chapter 509 — Chapter 509: The red-haired Spiritual Emperor
- Chapter 510 — Chapter 510: Can you give me face and let this little friend go?
- Chapter 511 — Chapter 511: What a tragedy
- Chapter 512 — Chapter 512: I’m Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue
- Chapter 513 — Chapter 513: The ?Flame Substituting Technique? and the ?Blade Dragging Technique?
- Chapter 514 — Chapter 514: Immortal chef
- Chapter 515 — Chapter 515: Hundred giants
- Chapter 516 — Chapter 516: Ding~ Congratulations for obtaining a set of broken home appliances!
- Chapter 517 — Chapter 517: The fight for the demonic gourd
- Chapter 518 — Chapter 518: We just lacked strong guys to put in the mines
- Chapter 519 — Chapter 519: The man that can sell anything
- Chapter 520 — Chapter 520: The Moon Princess
- Chapter 521 — Chapter 521: It's sunny today, let's sunbathe the magical treasures
- Chapter 522 — Chapter 522: The ?Steel Hands Technique?
- Chapter 523 — Chapter 523: Venerable Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue's grave exploration guidebook
- Chapter 524 — Chapter 524: The keyless entry system of the ancient grave
- Chapter 525 — Chapter 525: The ?Holy Light Sword Technique
- Chapter 526 — Chapter 526: Do you want to sign a contract with me and become...
- Chapter 527 — Chapter 527: The inheritance of Venerable Sixth Cultivator of True Virtue?
- Chapter 528 — Chapter 528: Do you want to sign a contract with me and become the Eighth Cultivator of True Virtue?
- Chapter 529 — Chapter 529: The primordial treasure 'Nine Virtues Phoenix Saber'
- Chapter 530 — Chapter 530: Song One is the one and only
- Chapter 531 — Chapter 531: You can borrow my golden coffin for a while and lie inside
- Chapter 532 — Chapter 532: The faintly bulging lower abdomen
- Chapter 533 — Chapter 533: It's melting~ My body is melting~ (2 in 1)
- Chapter 534 — Chapter 534: Shallot Song Shuhang
- Chapter 535 — Chapter 535: I'm going to grab that guy
- Chapter 536 — Chapter 536: Several unexpected guests
- Chapter 537 — Chapter 537: The descendant of the ancient witches
- Chapter 538 — Chapter 538: I added a gentle-looking girl yesterday, her name is Yu Jiaojiao
- Chapter 539 — Chapter 539: It just seems to be a beautiful misunderstanding
- Chapter 540 — Chapter 540: The Crystal-Clear Water Pavilion
- Chapter 541 — Chapter 541: Have you come here to make fun of me?
- Chapter 542 — Chapter 542: The Time City
- Chapter 543 — Chapter 543: There is an express delivery for you downstairs
- Chapter 544 — Chapter 544: Crystal-Clear Water Pavilion, frozen in time!
- Chapter 545 — Chapter 545: Did Pavilion Master Chu forget about us?
- Chapter 546 — Chapter 546: Miss Chu Chu's unbelievable expression
- Chapter 547 — Chapter 547: 88,888 voices!
- Chapter 548 — Chapter 548: A billion years old... rock
- Chapter 549 — Chapter 549: Is it out of control? Someone might die!
- Chapter 550 — Chapter 550: The ?Tome of Never-Ending Tears?
- Chapter 551 — Chapter 551: The sobbing beauty
- Chapter 552 — Chapter 552: I can feel it, it's coming!
- Chapter 553 — Chapter 553: A hard-to-come-by kindred soul!
- Chapter 554 — Chapter 554: The temperature of their fingers
- Chapter 555 — Chapter 555: Fellow Daoist, do you have a girlfriend?
- Chapter 556 — Chapter 556: Then become my boyfriend!
- Chapter 557 — Chapter 557: Hugging each other and crying
- Chapter 558 — Chapter 558: Running for 5000 meters on four limbs
- Chapter 559 — Chapter 559: Swordsman Wooden Ox's gloves of passion
- Chapter 560 — Chapter 560: Broadcasting the practice of Senior Sister Ye’s partner
- Chapter 561 — Chapter 561: Appraising oneself?
- Chapter 562 — Chapter 562: Journey toward a sea of virtue
- Chapter 563 — Chapter 563: The western monk was released from the prison
- Chapter 564 — Chapter 564: I'll sacrifice myself to save others, here I come!
- Chapter 565 — Chapter 565: The unexpected appearance of ghost cultivators
- Chapter 566 — Chapter 566: Would a cultivator of the Second Stage die after getting thrown down from a 35-story building? (2 in 1)
- Chapter 567 — Chapter 567: ?Diary of the Ascetic Senior Monk
- Chapter 568 — Chapter 568: Fellow Daoist White, don't move!
- Chapter 569 — Chapter 569: Little White, when your hair reaches— aaah!
- Chapter 570 — Chapter 570: The head of the Immortal exploded (2 in 1)
- Chapter 571 — Chapter 571: Heartless soul... come, die once!
- Chapter 572 — Chapter 572: She loves taking selfies and living her life to the fullest!
- Chapter 573 — Chapter 573: Brother Medicine Master, book me a hospital bed for another half a month!
- Chapter 574 — Chapter 574: The soul ferrying ceremony
- Chapter 575 — Chapter 575: Leaving the Crystal-Clear Water Pavilion for a stroll!
- Chapter 576 — Chapter 576: A Seventh Stage Venerable?
- Chapter 577 — Chapter 577: Nine Virtues Phoenix Saber, the Saber of Destruction!
- Chapter 578 — Chapter 578: Ferrying the soul of a Fifth Stage Spiritual Emperor
- Chapter 579 — Chapter 579: Hopefully, it won't scare him too much
- Chapter 580 — Chapter 580: Ghost spirit: I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying!
- Chapter 581 — Chapter 581: Main body, you have five minutes to mend my broken heart
- Chapter 582 — Chapter 582: What? Has my Crystal-Clear Water Pavilion perished?
- Chapter 583 — Chapter 583: Did you get smacked in the face by the monkey king?
- Chapter 584 — Chapter 584: Little friend Song, don't you want to sleep together with me?
- Chapter 585 — Chapter 585: That day, the ghost spirit became pregnant
- Chapter 586 — Chapter 586: Quickly let me go! I have to pee!
- Chapter 587 — Chapter 587: The sad Sea King
- Chapter 588 — Chapter 588: Wherever there is oppression, there will be resistance!
- Chapter 589 — Chapter 589: The ocean-splitting attack of the master of the island!
- Chapter 590 — Chapter 590: Is this retribution?
- Chapter 591 — Chapter 591: Seven: I'm going to kill that baboon!
- Chapter 592 — Chapter 592: Yu Jiaojiao: Shuhang, I've caught the author
- Chapter 593 — Chapter 593: Gao Moumou: Good brothers should share joys and sorrows
- Chapter 594 — Chapter 594: F*ck, isn't that my good friend Gao Moumou?!
- Chapter 595 — Chapter 595: That day, I suddenly thought of shooting a movie
- Chapter 596 — Chapter 596: Copper Trigram: Fairy maiden, you sent into space the wrong person! (2 in 1)
- Chapter 597 — Chapter 597: The new daoist robe of the western monk
- Chapter 598 — Chapter 598: The sealed package of a cultivator from 130 years ago
- Chapter 599 — Chapter 599: Clenching the teeth and enduring the consequences!
- Chapter 600 — Chapter 600: Jiaojiao, I don't feel like eating dirt anymore