Cultivation Chat Group

Author: Legend of the Paladin Category: Action, Fantasy, Slice of Life Completed

One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. And even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques. However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed…

Chapters (3165)

• Chapter 201 — Chapter 201: Fear not, I have the Blood Evasion Technique!
• Chapter 202 — Chapter 202: Do you find Venerable White attractive?
• Chapter 203 — Chapter 203: Haha, I finally broke the seal and emerged!
• Chapter 204 — Chapter 204: This speed is fast to the point of being incurable!
• Chapter 205 — Chapter 205: Northern River’s Loose Cultivator lost his memory?
• Chapter 206 — Chapter 206: Senior’s loots and a worried Shuhang!
• Chapter 207 — Chapter 207: Using cultivation techniques while playing basketball is a very shameful behavior!
• Chapter 208 — Chapter 208: The love of a father is as big as a mountain: Venerable Spirit Butterfly
• Chapter 209 — Chapter 209: Ah~ That familiar scream!
• Chapter 210 — Chapter 210: What to do if you were in seclusion for so long that you grew hemorrhoids?
• Chapter 211 — Chapter 211: Flying into the sky? Of course not, we’re aiming for space!
• Chapter 212 — Chapter 212: Can you let me eat in peace?
• Chapter 213 — Chapter 213: The space suit and Senior White’s misunderstanding
• Chapter 214 — Chapter 214: The champion of the riding sword competition who loves to race on flying swords!
• Chapter 215 — Chapter 215: A Supersonic Helicopter!
• Chapter 216 — Chapter 216: You think you can reach space with a helicopter? Laughable!
• Chapter 217 — Chapter 217: Shuhang, should I teach you the Turtle Breathing Technique?
• Chapter 218 — Chapter 218: We’re gonna crash, dammit, Senior’s distracted!
• Chapter 219 — Chapter 219: Senior White: Let me repair this huge hole!
• Chapter 220 — Chapter 220: Ah? Where did Instructor Li Jr. go?
• Chapter 221 — Chapter 221: A pekingese flying an airplane!
• Chapter 222 — Chapter 222: True Monarch Yellow Mountain’s deep depression!
• Chapter 223 — Chapter 223: Anthony is taking a long time to take off his helmet!
• Chapter 224 — Chapter 224: Their abilities to stir trouble are topping one another!
• Chapter 225 — Chapter 225: The small monk: I’m going out to make some money for my hemorrhoids operation!
• Chapter 226 — Chapter 226: Benefactor, do you buy children here?
• Chapter 227 — Chapter 227: Did the sleeping gas lose its effectiveness?
• Chapter 228 — Chapter 228: Benefactor Cao, you need to be spanked if you lie. Ah~
• Chapter 229 — Chapter 229: Daoist Priest Cloudy Mist is having a sense of crisis!
• Chapter 230 — Chapter 230: Benefactor Cao, there is someone looking for you
• Chapter 231 — Chapter 231: I’ll spank you till you shit all over the place!
• Chapter 232 — Chapter 232: A criminal wearing a pekingese mask racing on the streets!
• Chapter 233 — Chapter 233: The youth in green clothes riding a white horse has come again?
• Chapter 234 — Chapter 234: Fighting and seeking death until the end
• Chapter 235 — Chapter 235: There seems to be strange things in the midst!
• Chapter 236 — Chapter 236: Question: How Cool is it to Operate a Hand-Guided Tractor?
• Chapter 237 — Chapter 237: Rich men have their own unique way of thinking
• Chapter 238 — Chapter 238: Studying isn’t worth bird’s poop!
• Chapter 239 — Chapter 239: A shooting star streaking across the sky, let’s wish something!
• Chapter 240 — Chapter 240: What is Daoist Priest Cloudy Mist trying to do?
• Chapter 241 — Chapter 241: Papa Song: My liver is about to explode!
• Chapter 242 — Chapter 242: There is something wrong with this speed!
• Chapter 243 — Chapter 243: Zhao Yaya: Wait, is that Uncle?
• Chapter 244 — Chapter 244: Tractor God Old Lu: My poor waist!
• Chapter 245 — Chapter 245: Meteorite and cracks
• Chapter 246 — Chapter 246: Shuhang, going around with forged documents is a crime!
• Chapter 247 — Chapter 247: The meteorite… exploded!
• Chapter 248 — Chapter 248: Afterward… they enjoyed themselves to their heart’s content!
• Chapter 249 — Chapter 249: Unexpectedly, I was forced to use this move once again!
• Chapter 250 — Chapter 250: Shuhang, why are you bending over your waist?
• Chapter 251 — Chapter 251: Absolutely prohibited!
• Chapter 252 — Chapter 252: This blade seems quite sharp!
• Chapter 253 — Chapter 253: How come I can’t cut this green onion?
• Chapter 254 — Chapter 254: Meeting plot with plot
• Chapter 255 — Chapter 255: If I were a green onion?
• Chapter 256 — Chapter 256: The strings of karma and the city in the sky!
• Chapter 257 — Chapter 257: Emptying stomach-pumping hands
• Chapter 258 — Chapter 258: The small monk’s plan and Soft Feather’s plan
• Chapter 259 — Chapter 259: Shuhang, you have another oversized express package!
• Chapter 260 — Chapter 260: Senior Song, are you surprised?! Eh? What?
• Chapter 261 — Chapter 261: Size reducing purse
• Chapter 262 — Chapter 262: Doudou kidnapped the small monk and ran away
• Chapter 263 — Chapter 263: Arranging a formation with bamboo splits
• Chapter 264 — Chapter 264: Bamboo Slips Formation
• Chapter 265 — Chapter 265: Shuhang, let’s have fun in the East China Sea!
• Chapter 266 — Chapter 266: Twin-Tailed Senior White!
• Chapter 267 — Chapter 267: A masked thief? Or is it an assassin?
• Chapter 268 — Chapter 268: Even if one falls, a thousand will arise!
• Chapter 269 — Chapter 269: Marry! Marry! I’ll marry you!
• Chapter 270 — Chapter 270: You need to pay remuneration, Lady Onion!
• Chapter 271 — Chapter 271: The problem of imparting basic knowledge to the natives
• Chapter 272 — Chapter 272: You sure know how to sweet talk!
• Chapter 273 — Chapter 273: Venerable White: I’ll personally look for Doudou!
• Chapter 274 — Chapter 274: Pooping while riding on someone’s back!
• Chapter 275 — Chapter 275: Monster hunters
• Chapter 276 — Chapter 276: A man that makes other feel jealous
• Chapter 277 — Chapter 277: The fearful branch tracking technique
• Chapter 278 — Chapter 278: Heavens, what a coincidence!
• Chapter 279 — Chapter 279: Quick, ask Shuhang who’s the person chasing us!
• Chapter 280 — Chapter 280: Not subdued by force, do you want honor?
• Chapter 281 — Chapter 281: Venerable White: Don’t worry, I can act as a matchmaker!
• Chapter 282 — Chapter 282: Excuse me, can anyone fly a plane?
• Chapter 283 — Chapter 283: The disappearing passengers and the mysterious particles of light
• Chapter 284 — Chapter 284: Slice, slice, slice the airplane!
• Chapter 285 — Chapter 285: Prodigious gorillas
• Chapter 286 — Chapter 286: Gymnastics gorillas!
• Chapter 287 — Chapter 287: What’s worse than being helpless? Being super helpless, of course!
• Chapter 288 — Chapter 288: Reality? Illusion?
• Chapter 289 — Chapter 289: Hello, the stain of my life!
• Chapter 290 — Chapter 290: The shrinking big lizard
• Chapter 291 — Chapter 291: Beheaded with one slash
• Chapter 292 — Chapter 292: In the end, Song Shuhang was really a martial arts expert?!
• Chapter 293 — Chapter 293: Flaming Saber: Simplified Edition
• Chapter 294 — Chapter 294: Evil creatures, scram!
• Chapter 295 — Chapter 295: [Y/N]?
• Chapter 296 — Chapter 296: This is too simple, something seems fishy!
• Chapter 297 — Chapter 297: I’m the same Nine Lanterns you enjoyed 300 years ago (2 in 1)
• Chapter 298 — Chapter 298: Forgetting past enmity?
• Chapter 299 — Chapter 299: The small and exquisite Zhuge Yue
• Chapter 300 — Chapter 300: Zhuge Zhongyang’s horrifying nightmare!
• Chapter 301 — Chapter 301: Do you want to know more about the Heavenly Island?
• Chapter 302 — Chapter 302: The Little Finger Snake
• Chapter 303 — Chapter 303: I have many things I wish to do
• Chapter 304 — Chapter 304: The heart of a pure and innocent girl
• Chapter 305 — Chapter 305: I wish for the peace on Earth… wait, I was just kidding!
• Chapter 306 — Chapter 306: Let’s row!
• Chapter 307 — Chapter 307: A spirit beast senior with an incurable disease
• Chapter 308 — Chapter 308: The small white dragon inside the crystal coffin
• Chapter 309 — Chapter 309: Senior White’s expression package
• Chapter 310 — Chapter 310: The seventh wish
• Chapter 311 — Chapter 311: Did someone carelessly press a button to fast-forward my life?
• Chapter 312 — Chapter 312: A series of pregnancies just by holding hands
• Chapter 313 — Chapter 313: Shaving her head and exchanging the gray robe for a white dress
• Chapter 314 — Chapter 314: The damaged Southern Heavenly Gate
• Chapter 315 — Chapter 315: The conversation suddenly became serious
• Chapter 316 — Chapter 316: Sorry, wrong page!
• Chapter 317 — Chapter 317: The size-reducing purse made from the shed skin of the Little Finger Snake
• Chapter 318 — Chapter 318: Fellow Daoist, wait a moment!
• Chapter 319 — Chapter 319: What kind of monstrous human is this?
• Chapter 320 — Chapter 320: I’m dashingly sinking toward the bottom of the sea
• Chapter 321 — Chapter 321: Look, a flying whale!
• Chapter 322 — Chapter 322: Time for my fapping arm to enter action! (2 in 1)
• Chapter 323 — Chapter 323: I’m not crying, sand just got into my eyes
• Chapter 324 — Chapter 324: Can a virgin boy have children?
• Chapter 325 — Chapter 325: Confucius said: If you peel off the skin, only the tender meat is left!
• Chapter 326 — Chapter 326: Primitive men reciting from memory the ?Three-Character Classic?
• Chapter 327 — Chapter 327: Wrong subject, what to do?
• Chapter 328 — Chapter 328: I have yet to mail you the Chinese language professor
• Chapter 329 — Chapter 329: Were you able to catch that girl?
• Chapter 330 — Chapter 330: Immortal Master Copper Trigram
• Chapter 331 — Chapter 331: What is the opposite of luck in love? Anxiously waiting for a reply!
• Chapter 332 — Chapter 332: Soft Feather, the signal isn’t too good here. Can you send it into the group chat so that I can download it later?
• Chapter 333 — Chapter 333: Senior White’s expression package flying off the shelves
• Chapter 334 — Chapter 334: Lady Onion, where’s your upper body?
• Chapter 335 — Chapter 335: I should light a candle for little friend Song Shuhang while I’m at it
• Chapter 336 — Chapter 336: Senior White playing with ants
• Chapter 337 — Chapter 337: The newly developed disposable flying sword 005 edition
• Chapter 338 — Chapter 338: An upgraded version of the disposable flying sword 005 edition!
• Chapter 339 — Chapter 339: Shuhang, how about going against the stream? (2 in 1)
• Chapter 340 — Chapter 340: White Crane, Venerable Spirit Butterfly, Iron Trigram… and a bald Song Shuhang! (2 in 1)
• Chapter 341 — Chapter 341: Hiss, did you guys see what I found? A stupid lone fish!
• Chapter 342 — Chapter 342: It feels quite good to the touch
• Chapter 343 — Chapter 343: Venerable White’s mass express delivery
• Chapter 344 — Chapter 344: True Monarch White Crane’s arrival
• Chapter 345 — Chapter 345: Shattered hope
• Chapter 346 — Chapter 346: The plan to capture Song Shuhang!
• Chapter 347 — Chapter 347: Disposable Song Shuhang 001 edition
• Chapter 348 — Chapter 348: Hello, is it Fellow Daoist Tyrant Flood Dragon? I would like schedule a huge tsunami in advance
• Chapter 349 — Chapter 349: Change of plans, change the distance of the tsunami to fifty meters
• Chapter 350 — Chapter 350: I want to fly higher and higher
• Chapter 351 — Chapter 351: Senior White, let’s shoot a movie!
• Chapter 352 — Chapter 352: Let’s kidnap an author and have him write the plot
• Chapter 353 — Chapter 353: Twin-dragons shapeshifting gate!
• Chapter 354 — Chapter 354: Hello, open the door. I’m here to deliver a package!
• Chapter 355 — Chapter 355: One step away!
• Chapter 356 — Chapter 356: A beautiful reverse mermaid!
• Chapter 357 — Chapter 357: Where’s the pause button?
• Chapter 358 — Chapter 358: A wonderful dream
• Chapter 359 — Chapter 359: Shuhang, how about becoming a girl?
• Chapter 360 — Chapter 360: From today onwards, I won’t swear an oath so easily!
• Chapter 361 — Chapter 361: Quick, let me wake up from this goddamn dream!
• Chapter 362 — Chapter 362: Soft Feather’s message
• Chapter 363 — Chapter 363: Hmph, I’ll pass by the doors of home three times without entering!
• Chapter 364 — Chapter 364: Doudou: I’ll pass by the doors of home nine times without entering!
• Chapter 365 — Chapter 365: The start of the battle on the Grievance Settling Platform!
• Chapter 366 — Chapter 366: It looks like a missile!
• Chapter 367 — Chapter 367: Song Shuhang will reach the battleground in ten minutes!
• Chapter 368 — Chapter 368: Even if we’re a bit late, shall we still inaugurate the event?
• Chapter 369 — Chapter 369: Careful, a missile is rushing over here!
• Chapter 370 — Chapter 370: Coiling flight feature, activate!
• Chapter 371 — Chapter 371: Aaaaaaaaah~
• Chapter 372 — Chapter 372: What a coincidence! Fellow Daoist is also flying!
• Chapter 373 — Chapter 373: Let’s watch together the meteor shower descending onto the Grievance Settling Platform!
• Chapter 374 — Chapter 374: Chu Chu’s request
• Chapter 375 — Chapter 375: What Miss Soft Feather says is reasonable!
• Chapter 376 — Chapter 376: Chu Chu’s smile
• Chapter 377 — Chapter 377: A living cheat
• Chapter 378 — Chapter 378: The Second Stage True Master of the Illusory Sword School!
• Chapter 379 — Chapter 379: Why aren’t you using the sword?!
• Chapter 380 — Chapter 380: It’s her, Immortal Master Copper Trigram!
• Chapter 381 — Chapter 381: Did they take drugs?
• Chapter 382 — Chapter 382: Advancing to the Second Stage True Master Realm
• Chapter 383 — Chapter 383: Grandpa Chu
• Chapter 384 — Chapter 384: Where did Senior White go?
• Chapter 385 — Chapter 385: Where did Song Shuhang go?
• Chapter 386 — Chapter 386: Noooooooo!
• Chapter 387 — Chapter 387: Soft Feather the Valkyrie
• Chapter 388 — Chapter 388: Committing suicide with a weird smile
• Chapter 389 — Chapter 389: Venerable Spirit Butterfly casually passing by
• Chapter 390 — Chapter 390: Look at things from another angle!
• Chapter 391 — Chapter 391: It’s time to leave
• Chapter 392 — Chapter 392: There is no such thing as an absolute defense in this world
• Chapter 393 — Chapter 393: Because of you, the green grass smells even better~
• Chapter 394 — Chapter 394: Fellow Daoist Medicine Master, prepare another two beds!
• Chapter 395 — Chapter 395: I want to hold a hand-guided tractor competition
• Chapter 396 — Chapter 396: True Monarch Yellow Mountain’s gift
• Chapter 397 — Chapter 397: Venerable White’s interjections
• Chapter 398 — Chapter 398: The emerald-green kasaya
• Chapter 399 — Chapter 399: Sea Urchin Warriors’ 20 Years of Mandatory Education Manual
• Chapter 400 — Chapter 400: If I were to turn into a… no, wait!