Cultivation Chat Group

Author: Legend of the Paladin Category: Action, Fantasy, Slice of Life Completed

One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. And even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques. However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed…

Chapters (3165)

• Chapter 1001 — Chapter 1001 - Who invented this thing? Drag him out and shoot him!
• Chapter 1002 — Chapter 1002 - Please ask him to bail me out
• Chapter 1003 — Chapter 1003 - In the future, you can no longer f*ck Doudou
• Chapter 1004 — Chapter 1004 - Life-preserving 'life talisman'
• Chapter 1005 — Chapter 1005 - A fit of ‘if I feel like closing up, I'll close up’!
• Chapter 1006 — Chapter 1006 - My golden thighs were taken away?
• Chapter 1007 — Chapter 1007 - After losing my golden thighs, I can only sell crocodile legs to make a living
• Chapter 1008 — Chapter 1008 - A confession on the road
• Chapter 1009 — Chapter 1009 - The heavenly tribulation has changed
• Chapter 1010 — Chapter 1010 - Hehehehe
• Chapter 1011 — Chapter 1011 - It's a pleasure to do business with you. This time, we are definitely going to succeed!
• Chapter 1012 — Chapter 1012 - Quickly find a girlfriend and don’t get any idea of my Chu Chu!
• Chapter 1013 — Chapter 1013 - There’s a pervert here!
• Chapter 1014 — Chapter 1014 - If you fail to knock me out, you’ll suffer quite a bit!
• Chapter 1015 — Chapter 1015 - A small fraction leading to a big step forward
• Chapter 1016 — Chapter 1016 - It’s time for me to turn the tables
• Chapter 1017 — Chapter 1017 - Surnamed Song, you will definitely die today!
• Chapter 1018 — Chapter 1018 - Is it popular to transcend the tribulation together nowadays?
• Chapter 1019 — Chapter 1019 - Heavenly tribulation 5 + 1
• Chapter 1020 — Chapter 1020 - Profound Sage level treatment!
• Chapter 1021 — Chapter 1021 - Primitive heavenly tribulation
• Chapter 1022 — Chapter 1022 - Say your last words
• Chapter 1023 — Chapter 1023 - Surviving by holding one’s head and squatting down?
• Chapter 1024 — Chapter 1024 - I’ve misjudged you, you cowards!
• Chapter 1025 — Chapter 1025 - Welcoming the last wave of the heavenly tribulation with the ‘orz’ posture
• Chapter 1026 — Chapter 1026 - Heavenly Tribulation: Wait, let me upgrade first!
• Chapter 1027 — Chapter 1027 - In this world, who doesn’t know me?
• Chapter 1028 — Chapter 1028 - The first Sage in a thousand years—Tyrannical Song
• Chapter 1029 — Chapter 1029 - The second, third, and fourth Sages in a thousand years! WTF!
• Chapter 1030 — Chapter 1030 - Profound Sage-level speech? Who can give me a draft?
• Chapter 1031 — Chapter 1031 - Everyone, listen to my speech!
• Chapter 1032 — Chapter 1032 - Guys, don’t become silent all of a sudden!
• Chapter 1033 — Chapter 1033 - I can’t live on!
• Chapter 1034 — Chapter 1034 - Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman: In this world, only I am supreme!
• Chapter 1035 — Chapter 1035 - Frice Reckless Mad Saber
• Chapter 1036 — Chapter 1036 - Is Profound Sage Eternity going to talk about dual cultivation techniques?
• Chapter 1037 — Chapter 1037 - Where’s the button for launching rockets?
• Chapter 1038 — Chapter 1038 - Heavenly Tribulation: Let me send a wave of rockets in your stead!
• Chapter 1039 — Chapter 1039 - Store away my equipment first!
• Chapter 1040 — Chapter 1040 - Cameraman, you don’t have to come to work tomorrow!
• Chapter 1041 — Chapter 1041 - Shuhang, lend me a hand!
• Chapter 1042 — Chapter 1042 - Song Shuhang is very busy
• Chapter 1043 — Chapter 1043 - There will be a day when I finally behead him
• Chapter 1044 — Chapter 1044 - Do you have any good food over on your side?
• Chapter 1045 — Chapter 1045 - Saber Controlling Technique
• Chapter 1046 — Chapter 1046 - Profound Sage’s Autograph
• Chapter 1047 — Chapter 1047 - Saber meditation, let the saber fly!
• Chapter 1048 — Chapter 1048 - Riding flying armor, heavens!
• Chapter 1049 — Chapter 1049 - My treasured saber flew away, what do I do?
• Chapter 1050 — Chapter 1050 - Senior White, please examine and approve
• Chapter 1051 — Chapter 1051 - Are you willing or not? Willing, willing, willing!
• Chapter 1052 — Chapter 1052 - Venerable Seventh Cultivator of True Virtue’s hidden jab
• Chapter 1053 — Chapter 1053 - Follow those who are good at maths, physics, and chemistry, and they will make you fly!
• Chapter 1054 — Chapter 1054 - : Taking a head with a saber from a thousand miles away, with the long journey to retrieve the treasured saber beginning
• Chapter 1055 — Chapter 1055 - Senior Song, why not accept me as a disciple?
• Chapter 1056 — Chapter 1056 - New treasured saber design
• Chapter 1057 — Chapter 1057 - Fifth Sage in a thousand years: WTF, how did I end up becoming the fifth Sage?
• Chapter 1058 — Chapter 1058 - I have terrible news for everyone!
• Chapter 1059 — Chapter 1059
• Chapter 1060 — Chapter 1060 - Tyrannical Song, I’ve found you!
• Chapter 1061 — Chapter 1061 - I can only kneel in front of Tyrannical Song who reached the Fourth Stage in four months!
• Chapter 1062 — Chapter 1062 - Debate with your mouth, not your fists!
• Chapter 1063 — Chapter 1063 - Nuclear bombs are best used as deterrence!
• Chapter 1064 — Chapter 1064 - A stallion spirit and its natural enemy
• Chapter 1065 — Chapter 1065 - Senior White, should I serve the food now?
• Chapter 1066 — Chapter 1066 - Shuhang, what are your plans for the future?
• Chapter 1067 — Chapter 1067 - Raising flags isn’t a good habit, you should change it!
• Chapter 1068 — Chapter 1068 - Am I just a semi-Fourth Stage cultivator?
• Chapter 1069 — Chapter 1069 - An extravagant wedding? What the hell is happening?
• Chapter 1070 — Chapter 1070 - Knowledge can change one’s destiny
• Chapter 1071 — Chapter 1071 - The Sage Seal’s functions
• Chapter 1072 — Chapter 1072 - More complex commands!
• Chapter 1073 — Chapter 1073 - Godly Braking Skill!
• Chapter 1074 — Chapter 1074 - Then, you will be disappointed
• Chapter 1075 — Chapter 1075 - The style of the group needs to be reformed
• Chapter 1076 — Chapter 1076 - She ate it at my place!
• Chapter 1077 — Chapter 1077 - Want some help? I’m in a pretty good mood today
• Chapter 1078 — Chapter 1078 - Scram!
• Chapter 1079 — Chapter 1079 - Simplified Fixed Health Undying State
• Chapter 1080 — Chapter 1080 - After the explosion, leave to avoid any accidents
• Chapter 1081 — Chapter 1081 - Thrice Reckless: Real men don't look back at explosions
• Chapter 1082 — Chapter 1082 - Connected fragments of the Heavenly City
• Chapter 1083 — Chapter 1083 - I don’t want to transcend such a weak tribulation!
• Chapter 1084 — Chapter 1084 - Spoiled brats with bad habits!
• Chapter 1085 — Chapter 1085 - I don’t have any money to give you, it seems like there is only one way!
• Chapter 1086 — Chapter 1086 - She really died? What a joke!
• Chapter 1087 — Chapter 1087 - After people die, the color of their hair can still change?
• Chapter 1088 — Chapter 1088 - Tranny Song
• Chapter 1089 — Chapter 1089 - Beat it
• Chapter 1090 — Chapter 1090 - If I can’t make it call me father and beg for mercy, my surname isn’t Song!
• Chapter 1091 — Chapter 1091 - A set of unique secret techniques!
• Chapter 1092 — Chapter 1092 - Hamster: Oh no, I was sucked dry!
• Chapter 1093 — Chapter 1093 - Skill grinding!
• Chapter 1094 — Chapter 1094 - Bone of eternity
• Chapter 1095 — Chapter 1095 - Our great world of cultivation is doomed!
• Chapter 1096 — Chapter 1096 - Encounter
• Chapter 1097 — Chapter 1097 - Calling the roll
• Chapter 1098 — Chapter 1098 - Have you come to get stamped by me as well? Bam!
• Chapter 1099 — Chapter 1099 - Why the hell I’m worried!
• Chapter 1100 — Chapter 1100 - All kinds of beauties
• Chapter 1101 — Chapter 1101 - Fairy Fleeting Life
• Chapter 1102 — Chapter 1102 - Your mental age is already that of an old uncle’s
• Chapter 1103 — Chapter 1103 - The Learning God System is online
• Chapter 1104 — Chapter 1104 - System and power of virtue
• Chapter 1105 — Chapter 1105 - You said you wanted to… try?
• Chapter 1106 — Chapter 1106 - Did you know that Doudou was going to marry a man?
• Chapter 1107 — Chapter 1107 - Question: Does True Monarch Yellow Mountain have two Doudous?
• Chapter 1108 — Chapter 1108 - Eldest brother, are you a girl?
• Chapter 1109 — Chapter 1109 - Fairy Fleeting Life feeling something fishy
• Chapter 1110 — Chapter 1110 - Legdon
• Chapter 1111 — Chapter 1111 - Heavens, Earth, Space! I’m really tired.
• Chapter 1112 — Chapter 1112 - F*ck, f*ck, f*ck
• Chapter 1113 — Chapter 1113 - Forever alone
• Chapter 1114 — Chapter 1114 - Sky-high priced bathwater
• Chapter 1115 — Chapter 1115 - The little turtle in the dorm
• Chapter 1116 — Chapter 1116 - Drop dead, stupid Song One x10,000!
• Chapter 1117 — Chapter 1117 - Song One and Slow-Witted Song
• Chapter 1118 — Chapter 1118 - I wish you success in your plans
• Chapter 1119 — Chapter 1119 - Has my opportunity finally come?
• Chapter 1120 — Chapter 1120 - Song Shuhang: Hahahaha
• Chapter 1121 — Chapter 1121 - Lady Onion wants to go on a vacation
• Chapter 1122 — Chapter 1122 - Don’t watch too many unrealistic dramas
• Chapter 1123 — Chapter 1123 - Fellow Daoists, do you also specialize in defense?
• Chapter 1124 — Chapter 1124 - Tyrannical Song, don’t run tonight!
• Chapter 1125 — Chapter 1125 - Sure enough, it’s the legendary Kage Bunshin no Jutsu
• Chapter 1126 — Chapter 1126 - Probing and counter-probing
• Chapter 1127 — Chapter 1127 - Two Sages’ Debate
• Chapter 1128 — Chapter 1128 - Fellow Daoist, please wait
• Chapter 1129 — Chapter 1129 - Senior Brother Song, you were miserably beaten up by Sage Monarch Winter Melon
• Chapter 1130 — Chapter 1130 - Senior Copper Trigram’s divination
• Chapter 1131 — Chapter 1131 - Ginseng everywhere
• Chapter 1132 — Chapter 1132 - What’s the point of the word game?
• Chapter 1133 — Chapter 1133 - Not following the script
• Chapter 1134 — Chapter 1134 - Lady Onion’s unlimited future!
• Chapter 1135 — Chapter 1135 - If you can kill, do so without wasting time
• Chapter 1136 — Chapter 1136 - My love, tell me, am I the person you love the most?
• Chapter 1137 — Chapter 1137 - Senior Skylark’s combat power is off the charts
• Chapter 1138 — Chapter 1138 - The true ❮Heaven Burning Flaming Saber Technique❯
• Chapter 1139 — Chapter 1139 - Heaven Burning… Flaming Battle Armor!
• Chapter 1140 — Chapter 1140 - The full moon is like a painting, and the night sky like a poem
• Chapter 1141 — Chapter 1141 - Destined to meet
• Chapter 1142 — Chapter 1142 - Fellow Daoist, please send over a nuclear bomb
• Chapter 1143 — Chapter 1143 - When I draw my sword out of this girl, you might die
• Chapter 1144 — Chapter 1144 - Coolly putting away one’s sword during an intense battle
• Chapter 1145 — Chapter 1145 - Song ‘Super Awesome’ Shuhang
• Chapter 1146 — Chapter 1146 - King of awkward silence
• Chapter 1147 — Chapter 1147 - This is some nuclear fate!
• Chapter 1148 — Chapter 1148 - Senior Xian Gong, try crouching down while holding your head!
• Chapter 1149 — Chapter 1149 - Life… its purpose is exactly to be questioned
• Chapter 1150 — Chapter 1150 - Senior Melon Eater, your landing point is off!
• Chapter 1151 — Chapter 1151 - The strength entirely depends on the roar
• Chapter 1152 — Chapter 1152 - Shiet, the secret technique can’t be canceled
• Chapter 1153 — Chapter 1153 - The real ‘Sage Monarch Winter Melon beating up Tyrannical Song’
• Chapter 1154 — Chapter 1154 - Her name
• Chapter 1155 — Chapter 1155 - Right now’? What the hell does it mean?!
• Chapter 1156 — Chapter 1156 - The whale is too big to be stewed in a pot
• Chapter 1157 — Chapter 1157 - For more information, please ask…
• Chapter 1158 — Chapter 1158 - Wailord, use surf!
• Chapter 1159 — Chapter 1159 - Don’t waste your body, hand it over to me
• Chapter 1160 — Chapter 1160 - Little friend Shuhang, it seems that your luck is quite good today
• Chapter 1161 — Chapter 1161 - You are one of a kind
• Chapter 1162 — Chapter 1162 - The fat whale illusory core forms
• Chapter 1163 — Chapter 1163 - My immortal bone can’t be a variant as well, right?
• Chapter 1164 — Chapter 1164 - Arm yourself, fat whale illusory core!
• Chapter 1165 — Chapter 1165 - Song ‘Really Awesome This Time’ Shuhang
• Chapter 1166 — Chapter 1166 - It would be wonderful if I could have my clone do my homework instead of my main body
• Chapter 1167 — Chapter 1167 - Senior White, how long is your hair?
• Chapter 1168 — Chapter 1168 - The great death-seeker and the dried whale
• Chapter 1169 — Chapter 1169 - The sixth Sage in a thousand years
• Chapter 1170 — Chapter 1170 - WTF, the sixth Sage in a thousand years just deflated!
• Chapter 1171 — Chapter 1171 - There is no mistaking, that hand is Profound Sage Tyrannical Song’s!
• Chapter 1172 — Chapter 1172 - Sage Name, don’t bring me down with you!
• Chapter 1173 — Chapter 1173 - Live broadcast meal
• Chapter 1174 — Chapter 1174 - Nothing can compare to hanging from the southeast branch
• Chapter 1175 — Chapter 1175 - A real Golden Finger!
• Chapter 1176 — Chapter 1176 - Soft Feather: Live broadcasts are really interesting
• Chapter 1177 — Chapter 1177 - Senior, you really are knowledgeable about the structure of this whale’s body!
• Chapter 1178 — Chapter 1178 - Sage Monarch Melon Eater’s respectful bow
• Chapter 1179 — Chapter 1179 - Immortal Fairy Bie Xue petrified from the embarrassment
• Chapter 1180 — Chapter 1180 - Lady Onion is actually a genius?
• Chapter 1181 — Chapter 1181 - Song Shuhang’s clone—Little Cai!
• Chapter 1182 — Chapter 1182 - Eighth Stage whale feast
• Chapter 1183 — Chapter 1183 - Using a blade to carve out the word ‘INNOCENT’
• Chapter 1184 — Chapter 1184 - I’m going to transcend my tribulation! I’m going to die!
• Chapter 1185 — Chapter 1185 - The Great Emperor imparting the best technique to transcend the tribulation
• Chapter 1186 — Chapter 1186 - The genuine ‘crouching down while holding your head’
• Chapter 1187 — Chapter 1187 - When knowledge was needed, you’d regret having too little!
• Chapter 1188 — Chapter 1188 - A piece of bad news for the world of cultivation
• Chapter 1189 — Chapter 1189 - World, submit yourself to me and shake!
• Chapter 1190 — Chapter 1190 - Helping the ‘clone’ level up
• Chapter 1191 — Chapter 1191 - The ‘200 Must-have Skills for a Monster Spirit to Survive’ forcefully emerging
• Chapter 1192 — Chapter 1192 - The countdown to the end of the Wielder of the Will
• Chapter 1193 — Chapter 1193 - Immortals going into hiding
• Chapter 1194 — Chapter 1194 - There’s a problem with the inner demon tribulation!
• Chapter 1195 — Chapter 1195 - 100 ways to make turtle soup
• Chapter 1196 — Chapter 1196 - This secret technique really is all Slow-Witted Song’s doing
• Chapter 1197 — Chapter 1197 - Does your conscience not hurt?
• Chapter 1198 — Chapter 1198 - The aggrieved Buddha’s Hand Fruit
• Chapter 1199 — Chapter 1199 - Demon Monarch Mad Tyrant
• Chapter 1200 — Chapter 1200 - No need to feel too touched