I Just Wanted to Teach Cultivation, But Goddesses Keep Coming!

Author: The_Procrastinator Category: Fantasy, Mature, Romance, Slice of Life Ongoing

Please note that any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, real world events, or locales is purely coincidental and unintentional. The characters, places, and incidents portrayed in this work of fiction are products of the author's imagination.

Chapters (576)

• Chapter 401 — Chapter 401 How Dare You Steal a Kiss from This Young Master?
• Chapter 402 — Chapter 402 A True Master Can Cultivate While Chewing on a Chicken Leg
• Chapter 403 — Chapter 403 My Face is Thick, but My Jade Stem is Thicker
• Chapter 404 — Chapter 404 You Want My Recipe? You Aren’t Worthy of the Salt!
• Chapter 405 — Chapter 405 Your Tongue is Sharp, but My Spear Intent is Sharper
• Chapter 406 — Chapter 406 My Pride Demands You Moan Louder for the Elders to Hear
• Chapter 407 — Chapter 407 I Only Sneezed, Why is the Sect Mountain Missing?
• Chapter 408 — Chapter 408 Stealing a Mountain While the Sect Leader Naps
• Chapter 409 — Chapter 409 How Dare You Heal Me Without My Permission!
• Chapter 410 — Chapter 410 I Swear It’s a Healing Salve, Not Leftover Soup
• Chapter 411 — Chapter 411 The Sound Barrier is My Only Friend
• Chapter 412 — Chapter 412 Acupuncture or Voodoo Depends on Who’s Asking
• Chapter 413 — Chapter 413 Who Let the Young Master Off His Leash?
• Chapter 414 — Chapter 414 1,001 Ways to Make a Cultivator Cry Without Touching Them
• Chapter 415 — Chapter 415 You Have Eyes But Fail to See... That I’m Standing Right Behind You
• Chapter 416 — Chapter 416 Can I Pay for This Forbidden Manual in Installments?
• Chapter 417 — Chapter 417 I Thought I Was the Protagonist Until the Sword Went Through My Chest
• Chapter 418 — Chapter 418 Tasked with Saving the World, But I Can’t Even Save for Retirement
• Chapter 419 — Chapter 419 Wait! Let Me Finish My Trash Talk First!
• Chapter 420 — Chapter 420 My Arrow Has a Better Sense of Direction Than I Do
• Chapter 421 — Chapter 421 Nice Chair, I’ll Take It.
• Chapter 422 — Chapter 422 I Said the Pill Was Life-Saving, I Never Said It Wouldn’t Taste Like Dirty Socks
• Chapter 423 — Chapter 423 Why Use a Sword When You Can Simply Bark the Enemy to Death?
• Chapter 424 — Chapter 424 Your Young Master is a Genius? My Dog Can Do Basic Alchemy
• Chapter 425 — Chapter 425 I Am Saving Your Life, So Stop Complaining About the Third Arm
• Chapter 426 — Chapter 426 A Brief Lesson in Why Screaming Does Not Stop a Falling Mountain
• Chapter 427 — Chapter 427 The Spirit Lake is Beautiful, Just Ignore the Floating Young Masters
• Chapter 428 — Chapter 428 I Set a Trap for a Rabbit and Caught a Fat Bored Immortal
• Chapter 429 — Chapter 429 If You’re Reading This, I’ve Already Run Away with Your Spirit Stones
• Chapter 430 — Chapter 430 Crossing Ten Million Miles Just to Realize I Forgot My Sword
• Chapter 431 — Chapter 431 That Time the Most Beautiful Woman in Jianghu Asked Me for Directions and Then Robbed Me
• Chapter 432 — Chapter 432 Gazing at the Divine Treasure for Three Full Days Without Moving a Muscle
• Chapter 433 — Chapter 433 Three Minutes of Posturing, Two Seconds of Fighting
• Chapter 434 — Chapter 434 A Divine Spirit Vessel with Zero Cupholders (Bonus - for weekly Webnovel Power Stone ranking! Thank you so much for voting!)
• Chapter 435 — Chapter 435 A Peerless Expert’s Guide to Looking Busy While Doing Nothing
• Chapter 436 — Chapter 436 Why Fly When You Can Just Jump Really, Really Hard?
• Chapter 437 — Chapter 437 Counting Lashes to Fall Asleep
• Chapter 438 — Chapter 438 Explaining My Technique for Ten Minutes While the Enemy Bleeds Out
• Chapter 439 — Chapter 439 If You Can’t Refine the Sun, Don’t Bother Me Before Brunch
• Chapter 440 — Chapter 440 Ten Thousand Cultivators, One Brain Cell
• Chapter 441 — Chapter 441 Why is Every Ancient Treasure at the Bottom of a Waterfall?
• Chapter 442 — Chapter 442 Please Stop Using the Spirit Python as a Skipping Rope
• Chapter 443 — Chapter 443 My Master’s Wisdom Sounds Suspicously Like Gibberish
• Chapter 444 — Chapter 444 The Peerless Fairy is Currently Looking for Her Lost Shoe
• Chapter 445 — Chapter 445 I Told Him He Was Courting Death, But He Didn’t Have an Appointment
• Chapter 446 — Chapter 446 Why Are You Screaming? It’s Just a Flesh Wound
• Chapter 447 — Chapter 447 Your Ultimate Move Has a Very Long Loading Screen
• Chapter 448 — Chapter 448 A Gift From the Jade Emperor? I’d Rather Have Cash
• Chapter 449 — Chapter 449 I’m Not Ascending, I’m Just Hallucinating from Lack of Sleep
• Chapter 450 — Chapter 450 Your Gratitude is Touching, Please Stop Crying on My Robes
• Chapter 451 — Chapter 451 This Legendary Scroll is Just a Very Long Recipe for Soup
• Chapter 452 — Chapter 452 I’m Going to Buy Milk and I’ll Be Back after Three Reincarnations
• Chapter 453 — Chapter 453 Why Does the Janitor Have a Peerless Cultivation Base?
• Chapter 454 — Chapter 454 To Save the World, I Must First Find a Decent Pair of Sandals
• Chapter 455 — Chapter 455 The Sword God Cried Because I Used His Blade to Open a Jar of Pickles (Bonus - for weekly Webnovel Power Stone ranking! Thank you so much for voting!)
• Chapter 456 — Chapter 456 If I Can’t See You, You aren’t Trespassing
• Chapter 457 — Chapter 457 The Young Masters are Starting a Union
• Chapter 458 — Chapter 458 The Soup of Eternal Wisdom And Heartburn
• Chapter 459 — Chapter 459 I Survived the Forbidden Realm and All I Got Was This Lethal Curse
• Chapter 460 — Chapter 460 My Dao is the Dao of Staying Indoors
• Chapter 461 — Chapter 461 Is it Still a War if I’m the Only One Running?
• Chapter 462 — Chapter 462 I Only Meant to Sneeze, Why is the Sect Mountain Missing?
• Chapter 463 — Chapter 463 My Cultivation Base Increases Every Time I Order Dessert
• Chapter 464 — Chapter 464 Fighting the Ancient Demon King Over the Last Skewer of Lamb
• Chapter 465 — Chapter 465 I Tried to Refine a Pill, but I Accidentally Created a Small Moon
• Chapter 466 — Chapter 466 I Finally Learned to Fly, but I Forgot How to Stop
• Chapter 467 — Chapter 467 My Spirit Animal is Too Fat for This Cage, and Now We’re Both Stuck
• Chapter 468 — Chapter 468 Why are the Elders Bowing? I Just Wanted a Cookie
• Chapter 469 — Chapter 469 Being a Legend is Exhausting, I Just Want to Be a Background Character Again!
• Chapter 470 — Chapter 470 I Have Subjugated the Nine Heavens, but I Still Can’t Win an Argument with My Sister
• Chapter 471 — Chapter 471 I Can’t Even Buy a Bun Without Starting a Civil War
• Chapter 472 — Chapter 472 The Grand Elder Accuses Me of Using a Forbidden Charm Technique, I Was Just Blinking!
• Chapter 473 — Chapter 473 She Stared into My Eyes for Three Minutes and I Was Trying to Figure Out If She Owed Me Money
• Chapter 474 — Chapter 474 Long Time No See, Please Drop Your Weapons
• Chapter 475 — Chapter 475 My Sister’s Supreme Domain Only Exists to Keep Me Out of Her Room
• Chapter 476 — Chapter 476 Master Assures Me This Severe Poisoning Is Part of the Curriculum
• Chapter 477 — Chapter 477 I Tried to Hide My Brilliance, But the Heavenly Dao Kept the Spotlight On (Bonus - for weekly Webnovel Power Stone ranking! Thank you so much for voting!)
• Chapter 478 — Chapter 478 This Seat Desires Only Enlightenment, Not Your Maidenly Affections
• Chapter 479 — Chapter 479 The Pigeon Was Delicious, but the Message Was Lost
• Chapter 480 — Chapter 480 A Level 1 Spirit Mouse Steals the Divine Elixir, Attains a Golden Core Before the Supreme Elder
• Chapter 481 — Chapter 481 Breaking Through to the Eternal Realm to Avoid My Student Loans
• Chapter 482 — Chapter 482 Why Does This Divine Elixir Have Legs?
• Chapter 483 — Chapter 483 This Bird Refuses to Fly on Wednesday
• Chapter 484 — Chapter 484 I Reincarnated as a Snake and Now Everyone Wants to Make Soup
• Chapter 485 — Chapter 485 The Doctor Said to Rest, So I Fought Three Ancestors
• Chapter 486 — Chapter 486 The Alchemist Assures Me the Exploding Is Part of the Healing Process
• Chapter 487 — Chapter 487 The Elder Said it Would Open My Meridians, So Why Do I See My Ancestors Beckoning?
• Chapter 488 — Chapter 488 I Am Doing My Best, Please Stop Moaning So Loud
• Chapter 489 — Chapter 489 Your Flying Sword is Fast, But My 15 Inches Dao is Faster
• Chapter 490 — Chapter 490 Sitting in Lotus Position for Long Enough to Question My Life Choices
• Chapter 491 — Chapter 491 Dual Cultivation is Just Studying Jade Slips Together, Right? RIGHT?
• Chapter 492 — Chapter 492 My Sifu is an Immortal, but His Dating Advice is Trash
• Chapter 493 — Chapter 493 I Tried to Flee the Wedding, but the Array Was Too Complicated
• Chapter 494 — Chapter 494 I Only Wanted to Roast a Divine Chicken, Why is the Sacred Mountain on Fire?
• Chapter 495 — Chapter 495 A Simple Stroll to Cleanse the Heart, Yet the Senior Sister Insists on Buying a Spiritual Cotton Candy
• Chapter 496 — Chapter 496 Please Don’t Make Me Ascend, My Bed is Too Comfortable (Bonus - for weekly Webnovel Power Stone ranking! Thank you so much for voting!)
• Chapter 497 — Chapter 497 Help! The Young Master Wants to Duel Me, But I’m Afraid if I Breathe Too Hard, His Entire Clan Will Evaporate
• Chapter 498 — Chapter 498 Sleeping is Also a Form of Dao Comprehension, You Uncultured Mortals!
• Chapter 499 — Chapter 499 I’ve Seen Better Form from a Drunk Mortal
• Chapter 500 — Chapter 500 He Brought a Heaven-Grade Sword to a Fist Fight and It Didn’t Help
• Chapter 501 — Chapter 501 Leave the Herbs, Leave the Elixirs, Leave the Cultivation Cushions
• Chapter 502 — Chapter 502 Courting Death? No, I Am Merely Introducing Death to a Better Option
• Chapter 503 — Chapter 503 You Dare Give Me a Gift Without Kowtowing? Wait, Never Mind, It’s Shiny
• Chapter 504 — Chapter 504 A Magical Brick Is Still a Brick, and Your Forehead Is Still Soft (Bonus - for weekly Webnovel Power Stone ranking! Thank you so much for voting!)
• Chapter 505 — Chapter 505 This Cultivator is Too Pure for the Dao
• Chapter 506 — Chapter 506 Paying You Back in the Next Life Because I Don’t Have the Cash Right Now
• Chapter 507 — Chapter 507 Look, If the Immortal Emperor Didn’t Want Me to Have It, He Shouldn’t Have Left It In His Tomb
• Chapter 508 — Chapter 508 She Wants My Heart, But I Need My Heart to Circulate Immortal Qi
• Chapter 509 — Chapter 509 The Sword Saint Came to Kill Me But Ended Up Offering to Be My Dao Companion
• Chapter 510 — Chapter 510 Who Told You This Delicate Wife Could Be Coerced? She Literally Eats Ghosts for Breakfast
• Chapter 511 — Chapter 511 It Was On Sale, So I Actually Saved Money
• Chapter 512 — Chapter 512 Love is a Heart Demon And It Smells Like Your Perfume
• Chapter 513 — Chapter 513 Deeply Penetrating the Secret Realm
• Chapter 514 — Chapter 514 I Am Trying to Ascend, Stop Throwing Jade Beauties at Me
• Chapter 515 — Chapter 515 An Unexpected Breakthrough in the Sect’s Secret Chambers
• Chapter 516 — Chapter 516 His Sword Qi Wasn’t the Only Thing Getting Longer
• Chapter 517 — Chapter 517 The Fairy’s Pure Ice Heart Melts Under a Raging Fire Roots Assault
• Chapter 518 — Chapter 518 The Jade Pure Maiden Demands a Deep Injection of Yang Energy (Bonus - for weekly Webnovel Power Stone ranking! Thank you so much for voting!)
• Chapter 519 — Chapter 519 We Didn’t Need That Wall Anyway
• Chapter 520 — Chapter 520 A Highly Questionable Beverage
• Chapter 521 — Chapter 521 Even an Immortal Cultivator Needs Seven Hours of Uninterrupted Sleep
• Chapter 522 — Chapter 522 I Defeated the Local Street Thugs and Somehow Inherited an Underground Underworld Empire
• Chapter 523 — Chapter 523 Fate Has a Terrible Sense of Humor
• Chapter 524 — Chapter 524 Just Another Day at the Cold Office
• Chapter 525 — Chapter 525 My Master Said Women are a Distraction from the Dao, So Why is He Buying the Cold Fairy a Spiritual Peacock?
• Chapter 526 — Chapter 526 I Revealed My Massive Tool to the Young Master, and He Died of Pure Envy
• Chapter 527 — Chapter 527 The Jade Pool is Clear, My Intentions are Pure So Why is the Elder Sister Drawing Her Sword?
• Chapter 528 — Chapter 528 The Immortal’s Elixir is Tasty, But the Side Effects Last a Century
• Chapter 529 — Chapter 529 It’s Not Stealing If They Weren’t Using It
• Chapter 530 — Chapter 530 He Who Controls the Grain, Controls the Sect
• Chapter 531 — Chapter 531 I Sneezed and Shattered the Void
• Chapter 532 — Chapter 532 Sitting Under the Bodhi Tree Until My Legs Go Numb
• Chapter 533 — Chapter 533 Utilizing the Law of Absolute Destruction to Light a Campfire
• Chapter 534 — Chapter 534 The Peerless Sword Cultivator Whose Smile Causes Dao Heart Shattering
• Chapter 535 — Chapter 535 Defeating the Supreme Demon Lord with the Power of Love And a Very Large Sword
• Chapter 536 — Chapter 536 My Stalker Senior Sister Broke Into My Isolated Cultivation Cave Just to Sweep the Floors
• Chapter 537 — Chapter 537 He Brought a Knife to a Heavenly Tribulation Fight
• Chapter 538 — Chapter 538 If We Can’t Live Together, We’ll Just Refine the Whole Realm Into Our Tomb! (Bonus - for weekly Webnovel Power Stone ranking! Thank you so much for voting!)
• Chapter 539 — Chapter 539 The Spear Has an Attitude, and It Refuses to Poke This Guy
• Chapter 540 — Chapter 540 Pointing at Random Things Does Not Count as a Formless Sword Qi, Disciple!
• Chapter 541 — Chapter 541 Goodbye for Now, Please Don’t Flirt with Any Fox Demons While I’m Gone
• Chapter 542 — Chapter 542 Tears Dry Fast When You’re Dodging Lightning Bolts
• Chapter 543 — Chapter 543 The Heavens Want My Life? Tell Them to Take a Number and Wait!
• Chapter 544 — Chapter 544 I Cudgeled a High Deity Just to Get Directions to the Next Town
• Chapter 545 — Chapter 545 My Movement Technique Involves Running from My Responsibilities
• Chapter 546 — Chapter 546 Please Stop Looking at Me Like I’m an Immortal Pill (Bonus - for weekly Webnovel Power Stone ranking! Thank you so much for voting!)
• Chapter 547 — Chapter 547 This Trash Pill is 100% Impure, Yet It Grants Immortality?
• Chapter 548 — Chapter 548 For This Price, the Pill Better Make Me Ascend Instantly
• Chapter 549 — Chapter 549 I Found the Reincarnation Cauldron, and I’m Using It to Boil Tea
• Chapter 550 — Chapter 550 I Found the Smoking Gun, but Elder Gao Claims It’s Just a Rare Incense Burner
• Chapter 551 — Chapter 551 The Dao is Infinite, but My Patience with You is Zero
• Chapter 552 — Chapter 552 If My Soul Dissipates, Who is Going to Pay Off This Spirit Stone Debt?
• Chapter 553 — Chapter 553 Oh, You’re Evil? That’s Crazy. Anyway, Face My Brick
• Chapter 554 — Chapter 554 My Grandpa in a Ring is Doing a Terrible Job as a Life Coach (Bonus - for weekly Webnovel Power Stone ranking! Thank you so much for voting!)
• Chapter 555 — Chapter 555 Spitting Blood is a Valid Tactical Move, Right?
• Chapter 556 — Chapter 556 A Stench So Profound, Even the Guardian Beast Begged for a Contract Termination
• Chapter 557 — Chapter 557 I Am But A Mere Mortal, Said The Man Holding A Reforged Divine Artifact
• Chapter 558 — Chapter 558 Oh, You Have a Heavenly Flame? That’s Cute, I Use It to Grill Spiritual Chickens
• Chapter 559 — Chapter 559 Patting the Horse’s Ass with Divine Herbs
• Chapter 560 — Chapter 560 Defeating the Jade Core Genius by Sitting on Him
• Chapter 561 — Chapter 561 My Breath Concealing Method is Perfect, but My Stomach is Growling
• Chapter 562 — Chapter 562 The Pill Fire Was Too Hot, Please Pass the Fire Extinguisher
• Chapter 563 — Chapter 563 My Disciples Are All Geniuses, So Why is My Hair Turning Gray?
• Chapter 564 — Chapter 564 Her Face Could Topple Empires, But Her Cooking Could Kill Immortals
• Chapter 565 — Chapter 565 Immortal Ascension Can Wait, the Floor is Still Dusty
• Chapter 566 — Chapter 566 The Grand Elder Used His Ultimate Move, but I Only Felt a Mild Breeze
• Chapter 567 — Chapter 567 Sealed for Ten Millennia? Great, Now My Left Foot is Asleep
• Chapter 568 — Chapter 568 The Jade Beauty Arrives, and the Local Economy Instantly Collapses
• Chapter 569 — Chapter 569 The Supreme Pure Yin Body vs. My Path of Complete Innocence
• Chapter 570 — Chapter 570 A Rare Millennium Phenomenon! Too Bad I’m on a Strict 17 Hour Fasting Schedule
• Chapter 571 — Chapter 571 I Have Lived For Ten Thousand Years and 9,999 of Them Were Incredibly Boring
• Chapter 572 — Chapter 572 The Beast Tamer Promised Me a Celestial Qi Horse, This is a Literal Mule
• Chapter 573 — Chapter 573 The Third Young Master of the Zhao Clan Spoke for Twenty Minutes Before I Hit Him (Bonus - for weekly Webnovel Power Stone ranking! Thank you so much for voting!)
• Chapter 574 — Chapter 574 Behold the Pinnacle of My Dao!
• Chapter 575 — Chapter 575 How Was I Supposed to Know the Peerless Immortal Wore Patched Pants?
• Chapter 576 — Chapter 576 She Looked Like an Immortal Fairy, but Her Punch Had the Weight of a Nine-Headed Dragon