I Just Wanted to Teach Cultivation, But Goddesses Keep Coming!

Author: The_Procrastinator Category: Fantasy, Mature, Romance, Slice of Life Ongoing

Please note that any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, real world events, or locales is purely coincidental and unintentional. The characters, places, and incidents portrayed in this work of fiction are products of the author's imagination.

Chapters (576)

• Chapter 201 — Chapter 201 Help! I’m Being Held Hostage by Three Beautiful Villains and Their Pillows
• Chapter 202 — Chapter 202 My Heavenly Rod Is Too Heavy for Your Gate
• Chapter 203 — Chapter 203 My Hammer Is Bigger Than Yours
• Chapter 204 — Chapter 204 Six-Pack Abs and a Ten-Inch Reach
• Chapter 205 — Chapter 205 Taking the Back Door to Immortality
• Chapter 206 — Chapter 206 The Bedframe Cries Out in Mortal Terror
• Chapter 207 — Chapter 207 The Twin Fairies’ Indecent Tug-of-War
• Chapter 208 — Chapter 208 Wait, Does Every Woman Have One of These?
• Chapter 209 — Chapter 209 "Your Mother-in-Law is Watching... Keep Going!" (Bonus Chapter for weekly Webnovel Power Stone ranking! Thank you so much for voting!)
• Chapter 210 — Chapter 210 The Jade Spring is Chilly, but the View is Quite Hot
• Chapter 211 — Chapter 211 My Spiritual Sense Found Something... Educational
• Chapter 212 — Chapter 212 The Fairy’s Face is Redder than a Spirit Chili
• Chapter 213 — Chapter 213 Is it Dual Cultivation if I’m the Only One Doing the Work?
• Chapter 214 — Chapter 214 I’m Only One Man! Please, My Meridians Can’t Take This!
• Chapter 215 — Chapter 215 I Just Came to Borrow Some... Profound Yang Essence
• Chapter 216 — Chapter 216 I’ll Take Responsibility for Your Body
• Chapter 217 — Chapter 217 I’m Not Leaving Until One of Us Can’t Walk
• Chapter 218 — Chapter 218 Plowing the Jade Field Until Dawn
• Chapter 219 — Chapter 219 The Human Body Wasn’t Meant to Bend This Way
• Chapter 220 — Chapter 220 A Saintess in the Streets, a Demoness in the Bed
• Chapter 221 — Chapter 221 Master, Your Qi is... Too Large!
• Chapter 222 — Chapter 222 I’ll Teach You Everything... One Inch at a Time
• Chapter 223 — Chapter 223 The Man Who Conquered Three Maidens in One Night
• Chapter 224 — Chapter 224 My Eyes Are Up Here, Young Master Lin Feng!
• Chapter 225 — Chapter 225 My Destiny is Looking a Little... Hard
• Chapter 226 — Chapter 226 I’m Only Passing You My Qi, Why Are You Using Your Tongue?
• Chapter 227 — Chapter 227 A Large Chest That Holds the Secrets of the Universe
• Chapter 228 — Chapter 228 A Quick Ride on the Senior Brother
• Chapter 229 — Chapter 229 Is That a Pagoda in Your Pocket, or Are You Just Happy to Cultivate?
• Chapter 230 — Chapter 230 Quick! The Poison is Spreading to Her Inner Thighs!
• Chapter 231 — Chapter 231 Trust Me, I’m a Doctor! Take Off Your Robes!
• Chapter 232 — Chapter 232 Little Fairy, Your Sect Won’t Find You in This Hidden Realm
• Chapter 233 — Chapter 233 Your Heartbeat is Thumping Like a War Drum, Senior Sister!
• Chapter 234 — Chapter 234 I Am the Gift, Master… Please Unbind the Ribbon!
• Chapter 235 — Chapter 235 Your Majesty, We Demand an Equal Distribution of Your Primordial Yang Essence! (Bonus - for weekly Webnovel Power Stone ranking! Thank you so much for voting!)
• Chapter 236 — Chapter 236 Your Golden Balls Are Mine Now, Young Master
• Chapter 237 — Chapter 237 One Rod to Rule Them All, Four Pink Flowers Got Skewered
• Chapter 238 — Chapter 238 But Master, You Said I Needed to Explore Every Opening!
• Chapter 239 — Chapter 239 Why This - Is 5,000 Words of Just "Ugh" and "Ah"
• Chapter 240 — Chapter 240 My Master Said To Practice With My Sword, So I Did
• Chapter 241 — Chapter 241 The Elder Council is Listening, Please Moan Quieter
• Chapter 242 — Chapter 242 Filling the Cauldron to the Brim!
• Chapter 243 — Chapter 243 The Empress’s Inner Palace is Fully Occupied
• Chapter 244 — Chapter 244 Who Knew Dual Cultivation Involved So Much Exercise?
• Chapter 245 — Chapter 245 The Two Fairies Agree That The Dragon Spear Is Public Property
• Chapter 246 — Chapter 246 The Fairy’s Internal Dialogue Please Poke Me Already
• Chapter 247 — Chapter 247 Please Be Gentle with My Uncultivated Garden!
• Chapter 248 — Chapter 248 His Spirit Sword is Surprisingly Large And Heavy
• Chapter 249 — Chapter 249 Is This Part of the Standard Employee Benefits, Husband?
• Chapter 250 — Chapter 250 I Swear, This Position is Essential for Your Breakthrough!
• Chapter 251 — Chapter 251 I See You’ve Kept the Grotto Warm and Tight for Me All These Years
• Chapter 252 — Chapter 252 The Best Way to Foil an Evil Plot is Dual Cultivation… Obviously
• Chapter 253 — Chapter 253 Master! I Am Willing to Bear Your Monkeys!
• Chapter 254 — Chapter 254 The Madam’s Face is Red, but Not from Anger
• Chapter 255 — Chapter 255 My Spirit Root is Being Taxed Without Fair Representation!
• Chapter 256 — Chapter 256 But the Scroll Said I Had to Hold It With My Mouth!
• Chapter 257 — Chapter 257 Does Demonic Cultivation Always Involve This Much Panting?
• Chapter 258 — Chapter 258 The Fairy’s Robes Fall with a Single Blow
• Chapter 259 — Chapter 259 A Deep Thrust into the Heart of Evil
• Chapter 260 — Chapter 260 The Detective’s Rod Never Misses a Clue
• Chapter 261 — Chapter 261 Does Being This Handsome Count as a Forbidden Art? (Bonus - for weekly Webnovel Power Stone ranking! Thank you so much for voting!)
• Chapter 262 — Chapter 262 I Can Still Feel the Rhythmic Thumping in My Soul
• Chapter 263 — Chapter 263 Testing the Elasticity of the Saintess’s Resolve
• Chapter 264 — Chapter 264 The Oracle Predicts a Night of Constant Friction
• Chapter 265 — Chapter 265 The Spirit Spring is Hot, but the Fairy is Hotter
• Chapter 266 — Chapter 266 My Junior Sisters are All Virgins and I’m Losing My Mind
• Chapter 267 — Chapter 267 The Holy Maiden, Her Rival, and the Shameless Young Master All in One Bed
• Chapter 268 — Chapter 268 I Tried to Steal a Divine Artifact but I Grabbed the Sleeping Empress Instead
• Chapter 269 — Chapter 269 Master, I Swear It’s a Hidden Weapon!
• Chapter 270 — Chapter 270 Seeking Dao? No, They’re All Seeking the D.
• Chapter 271 — Chapter 271 Plucking A Hundred Flowers in a Single Night
• Chapter 272 — Chapter 272 An Ant Trying to Trip a Giant, a Maiden Trying to Drain a Dragon, Who Is More Foolish?
• Chapter 273 — Chapter 273 Forget the Spirit Wine! I’m Here for the Milk and Honey!
• Chapter 274 — Chapter 274 The Peach is Ripe and Ready and Everyone Wants to Take a Bite!
• Chapter 275 — Chapter 275 The Sword Saint’s Rod is Long, Hard, and Unyielding!
• Chapter 276 — Chapter 276 Oops! My Jade Pillar Slipped into Your Pure Spring!
• Chapter 277 — Chapter 277 The Sect’s Secret Stash of Spiritual Lubricant
• Chapter 278 — Chapter 278 A Deep Insertion into the Plot Hole
• Chapter 279 — Chapter 279 The Toad Finally Gets a Taste of the Divine Swan Meat
• Chapter 280 — Chapter 280 The Saintess Begs for a Deep Injection of Truth
• Chapter 281 — Chapter 281 The Staff That Grows and Shrinks on Command
• Chapter 282 — Chapter 282 Sucking the Sweet Nectar from the Flower of Purity
• Chapter 283 — Chapter 283 The Thirsty Traveler Finds the Oasis
• Chapter 284 — Chapter 284 The Jade Beauty has a Hard Problem to Solve
• Chapter 285 — Chapter 285 Why Does Every Ancient Map Lead Directly to a Harem?
• Chapter 286 — Chapter 286 Is It Still a Satire If Everyone is Actually This Thirsty?
• Chapter 287 — Chapter 287 Testing the Buoyancy of Seven Fairies in a Single Tub (Bonus - for weekly Webnovel Power Stone ranking! Thank you so much for voting!)
• Chapter 288 — Chapter 288 I Came to Teach Swordplay, Not Bedplay!
• Chapter 289 — Chapter 289 Why the Ice Beauty is Suddenly Wearing Only a Veil
• Chapter 290 — Chapter 290 His Dao Protector Is Thick, Heavy, and Hard to Move
• Chapter 291 — Chapter 291 My Senior Sister Wants My Heart and My Junior Sister Wants the Rest
• Chapter 292 — Chapter 292 A Bet of Flesh and Jade where The Winner Takes All, Loser Takes Off Everything
• Chapter 293 — Chapter 293 Hold That Pose, Junior Sister! The Dao of Ink Demands It!
• Chapter 294 — Chapter 294 I’m Only Touching You to Stabilize Your Soul!
• Chapter 295 — Chapter 295 Kneading the Jade Peaks to Soften the Heart Demon
• Chapter 296 — Chapter 296 The Quest Reward is A Night With the Sect Leader’s Wife?
• Chapter 297 — Chapter 297 I Need Your Divine Essence to Repair My Cracked Core!
• Chapter 298 — Chapter 298 Stop! You’re Overloading My Internal Circuits!
• Chapter 299 — Chapter 299 Why Does Every Artifact Spirit Looks Like a Woman in Her Prime?
• Chapter 300 — Chapter 300 Senior Brother, Your Foundation is So Thick I Can Barely Wrap My Arms Around It!
• Chapter 301 — Chapter 301 My Spirit Fox Turned into a Jade Beauty and She Refuses to Wear a Collar!
• Chapter 302 — Chapter 302 The Disciple Who Loved His Bird Too Much
• Chapter 303 — Chapter 303 he Bed Frame is Crying for Mercy
• Chapter 304 — Chapter 304 Private Lessons in the Hidden Chamber
• Chapter 305 — Chapter 305 Stuck in the Spirit Beast Pouch with Two Jade Beauties
• Chapter 306 — Chapter 306 Why the Auction House Smells Like Aphrodisiac and Greed
• Chapter 307 — Chapter 307 Six Soft Mounds and One Very Stiff Dao Heart
• Chapter 308 — Chapter 308 Senior Sister, Please Don’t Lean So Hard Against My Flying Sword
• Chapter 309 — Chapter 309 My Obsession is Now Curved, Ribbed, and Glows in the Dark
• Chapter 310 — Chapter 310 Beauty is the Only Path to the Apex
• Chapter 311 — Chapter 311 If You Can’t Beat Them, Dual Cultivate Them to Death
• Chapter 312 — Chapter 312 The Only Thing Hotter Than This Brew is the Sword Fairy’s Thighs
• Chapter 313 — Chapter 313 I’ve Seen Earthworms with More Yang Energy Than You
• Chapter 314 — Chapter 314 This Spear Only Points at Jade Beauties
• Chapter 315 — Chapter 315 He Died as He Lived! Face Down in the Pink Tight Peach Blossoms!
• Chapter 316 — Chapter 316 The Jade Emperor Can Have the Heavens and I’ll Just Have the Harem
• Chapter 317 — Chapter 317 A Slip of the Robe, A Crack in the Dao Heart
• Chapter 318 — Chapter 318 The Fairy’s Lips Grasp the Root of the Great Dao
• Chapter 319 — Chapter 319 A Mouthful of Heaven
• Chapter 320 — Chapter 320 Just One More Inch for Absolute Enlightenment
• Chapter 321 — Chapter 321 Cultivating the Hidden Spring One Sip at a Time
• Chapter 322 — Chapter 322 The Cave of Hidden Wonders Receives a Golden Visitor
• Chapter 323 — Chapter 323 Mount Tai is Great, but These Twin Peaks are Better
• Chapter 324 — Chapter 324 She Said She Wanted My Essence, But This is Ridiculous
• Chapter 325 — Chapter 325 Three Thousand Rounds of Yin-Yang Union
• Chapter 326 — Chapter 326 The Myriad Bliss Pavilion is Closed for Maintenance
• Chapter 327 — Chapter 327 Hand on My Heart, Other Hand on Your... Cultivation Base
• Chapter 328 — Chapter 328 Hard Lessons in the Master’s Chambers
• Chapter 329 — Chapter 329 Mastering the Art of Handling a Wet Mermaid (Bonus - for weekly Webnovel Power Stone ranking! Thank you so much for voting!)
• Chapter 330 — Chapter 330 Sucking Out the Poison is Just an Excuse, Right?
• Chapter 331 — Chapter 331 Drowning in the Fountain of Immortal Youth
• Chapter 332 — Chapter 332 Professionalism Goes Out the Window When the Robes Come Off
• Chapter 333 — Chapter 333 Collecting Interest in the Bedchamber
• Chapter 334 — Chapter 334 The Jade Beauty Decides to Forego the Sword for a Harder Weapon
• Chapter 335 — Chapter 335 Forget the Dao, Give Me the D
• Chapter 336 — Chapter 336 Nine Revolutions Silk Tongue Technique
• Chapter 337 — Chapter 337 The Dragon Seeks the Hidden Pink Pearl
• Chapter 338 — Chapter 338 Planting the Root of Longevity in the Fertile Soil of the Saintess
• Chapter 339 — Chapter 339 In Search of the Peerless Jade Opening
• Chapter 340 — Chapter 340 Absorbing the Yang Energy Before the Congee Gets Cold
• Chapter 341 — Chapter 341 Why is Your Spirit Root Hardening During Meditation?
• Chapter 342 — Chapter 342 Trembling Under the Weight of My Newfound Greatness
• Chapter 343 — Chapter 343 Curvier, Firmer, and Ready for Impact
• Chapter 344 — Chapter 344 Another Year Older, Another Inch of Cultivation Added
• Chapter 345 — Chapter 345 Lusting After His Peerless Sword! It’s Long, Sharp, and Heavily Veined!
• Chapter 346 — Chapter 346 Her First Time... Handling a Peerless Heavenly Blade
• Chapter 347 — Chapter 347 Why is the Immortal Master So Dripping with Power?
• Chapter 348 — Chapter 348 Causing a Qi Deviation Just by Entering the Room
• Chapter 349 — Chapter 349 Junior, Why Is Your Hand Exploring My Ancient Meridian?
• Chapter 350 — Chapter 350 Passing Down the Gigantic Sword Technique to the Next Generation
• Chapter 351 — Chapter 351 The Missing Piece of My Dual Cultivation Puzzle
• Chapter 352 — Chapter 352 No Technique, Just Thrust! The Barbarian’s Path to the Peak
• Chapter 353 — Chapter 353 The Ancient Willow’s Impenetrable Morning Wood
• Chapter 354 — Chapter 354 The Spear God’s Tip is Unusually Hot
• Chapter 355 — Chapter 355 Just One Finger is Enough to Make You Reach the Peak
• Chapter 356 — Chapter 356 Taking It All Down in One Gulp
• Chapter 357 — Chapter 357 Taking the Patriarch’s Large Jug with Both Hands
• Chapter 358 — Chapter 358 Rubbing the Abbot’s Lucky Bald Head
• Chapter 359 — Chapter 359 Pretending to be the Eunuch in the Empress’s Bedchamber
• Chapter 360 — Chapter 360 The Saintess’s Heart is Pure, but Her Moans are 10,000 Decibels
• Chapter 361 — Chapter 361 The Rogue Cultivator Who Knew Too Many Positions
• Chapter 362 — Chapter 362 The Demon Realm is Scary, but Have You Seen Me Without a Nap?
• Chapter 363 — Chapter 363 The Sword Is Unsheathed, but the Disciple Is MIA
• Chapter 364 — Chapter 364 Vanishing Like Smoke Before the Second Round
• Chapter 365 — Chapter 365 A Heart of Iron, a Spear of Jade, and a Will of Jelly
• Chapter 366 — Chapter 366 Behold My Glorious Transcendent Flying Boat
• Chapter 367 — Chapter 367 Pencils, Protractors, and Other Weapons of Minor Destruction
• Chapter 368 — Chapter 368 Thinking Inside the Box (Bonus - for weekly Webnovel Power Stone ranking! Thank you so much for voting!)
• Chapter 369 — Chapter 369 Just a Flesh Wound! Please Ignore the Missing Limbs!
• Chapter 370 — Chapter 370 The Peerless Sword Saint is Currently Washing Dishes
• Chapter 371 — Chapter 371 Someone Fed the Spirit Beast the Leftovers and Now It’s Glowing
• Chapter 372 — Chapter 372 The Heavens Orchestrated a Fated Meeting, but I Was Busy Napping
• Chapter 373 — Chapter 373 Cooking Rice? No, I Am Forging a Soul Consuming Elixir
• Chapter 374 — Chapter 374 The Silkworm Silk Sheets Cannot Withstand This Sword Intent
• Chapter 375 — Chapter 375 The Jade Beauty Thinks I’m a Stalker, I Just Want My Deposit Back
• Chapter 376 — Chapter 376 The Dao of the Wandering Finger
• Chapter 377 — Chapter 377 To Lick or Not to Lick? That is the Immortal Question
• Chapter 378 — Chapter 378 The Throat-Parched Immortal Swallows the Entire Ocean
• Chapter 379 — Chapter 379 My Master’s Meditation Looks Remarkably Like a Nap
• Chapter 380 — Chapter 380 The Sound of One Thousand Elders Charging Their Ults
• Chapter 381 — Chapter 381 I Trained for Ten Million Years and All I Got Was This Stinky Beard
• Chapter 382 — Chapter 382 How Many True Forms Does This Guy Have?
• Chapter 383 — Chapter 383 Local Genius Realizes He Is Actually a Background Character
• Chapter 384 — Chapter 384 You Have the Eyes of a Dragon and the Brain of a Shrimp
• Chapter 385 — Chapter 385 Your Ancestor’s Sword Makes a Great Back-scratcher
• Chapter 386 — Chapter 386 I Am Using This Ancient Cauldron to Cook Noodles, and You Cannot Stop Me
• Chapter 387 — Chapter 387 I Didn’t Want This Treasure, But the Heavens Shoved It Down My Throat
• Chapter 388 — Chapter 388 I Am the Harbinger of Death, Please Stop Throwing Rotten Tomatoes
• Chapter 389 — Chapter 389 I Spent Three Million Years in Seclusion and Forgot How to Walk
• Chapter 390 — Chapter 390 Since You Won’t Give Me Face, I’ll Take Your Personal Space
• Chapter 391 — Chapter 391 Counting 10,000 Spirit Sheep in Order to Sleep
• Chapter 392 — Chapter 392 Junior, This Gift is Too Heavy!
• Chapter 393 — Chapter 393 The Ancestor Emerges from Seclusion Just for the Expensive Alcohol
• Chapter 394 — Chapter 394 My Master Forgot My Birthday and Tried to Sell Me to a Rival Sect Again
• Chapter 395 — Chapter 395 To Catch the Fish, One Must First Become the Worm
• Chapter 396 — Chapter 396 She Offered Her Heart, But I Only Needed Her Spirit Stones (Bonus - for weekly Webnovel Power Stone ranking! Thank you so much for voting!)
• Chapter 397 — Chapter 397 Seeking the Dao? I’m Just Seeking a Spoon
• Chapter 398 — Chapter 398 Shut Up and Take My Breath Away
• Chapter 399 — Chapter 399 This Junior Is Not Practicing the Forbidden Arts, This Is Just a Greeting!
• Chapter 400 — Chapter 400 Refining a Love Potion in a Pressure Cooker