I Just Wanted to Teach Cultivation, But Goddesses Keep Coming!

Author: The_Procrastinator Category: Fantasy, Mature, Romance, Slice of Life Ongoing

Please note that any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, real world events, or locales is purely coincidental and unintentional. The characters, places, and incidents portrayed in this work of fiction are products of the author's imagination.

Chapters (569)

Chapter 1 — Chapter 1 Infinity
Chapter 2 — Chapter 2 Staff
Chapter 3 — Chapter 3 Billion
Chapter 4 — Chapter 4 Metal
Chapter 5 — Chapter 5 Classic
Chapter 6 — Chapter 6 Cabin
Chapter 7 — Chapter 7 Ocean
Chapter 8 — Chapter 8 Star
Chapter 9 — Chapter 9 Hobby
Chapter 10 — Chapter 10 Exclusive
Chapter 11 — Chapter 11 Bonus
Chapter 12 — Chapter 12 Founder
Chapter 13 — Chapter 13 Prime
Chapter 14 — Chapter 14 Title
Chapter 15 — Chapter 15 Box
Chapter 16 — Chapter 16 Legend
Chapter 17 — Chapter 17 Dream
Chapter 18 — Chapter 18 Summer
Chapter 19 — Chapter 19 Honor
Chapter 20 — Chapter 20 Gold
Chapter 21 — Chapter 21 Pot
Chapter 22 — Chapter 22 Meadow
Chapter 23 — Chapter 23 Set
Chapter 24 — Chapter 24 Signal
Chapter 25 — Chapter 25 Phoenix
Chapter 26 — Chapter 26 Bag
Chapter 27 — Chapter 27 Gravity
Chapter 28 — Chapter 28 Stable
Chapter 29 — Chapter 29 Notebook
Chapter 30 — Chapter 30 Disguise
Chapter 31 — Chapter 31 Autumn
Chapter 32 — Chapter 32 Pinnacle
Chapter 33 — Chapter 33 Era
Chapter 34 — Chapter 34 Impact
Chapter 35 — Chapter 35 Chart
Chapter 36 — Chapter 36 Edge
Chapter 37 — Chapter 37 Tourism
Chapter 38 — Chapter 38 Teenage
Chapter 39 — Chapter 39 Prodigy
Chapter 40 — Chapter 40 Ripe
Chapter 41 — Chapter 41 Routine
Chapter 42 — Chapter 42 Shoulder
Chapter 43 — Chapter 43 Grandmaster
Chapter 44 — Chapter 44 Crown
Chapter 45 — Chapter 45 Peak
Chapter 46 — Chapter 46 Apple
Chapter 47 — Chapter 47 Harmony
Chapter 48 — Chapter 48 Extreme
Chapter 49 — Chapter 49 Serenity
Chapter 50 — Chapter 50 Guild
Chapter 51 — Chapter 51 Fable
Chapter 52 — Chapter 52 Star
Chapter 53 — Chapter 53 Dancer
Chapter 54 — Chapter 54 Vanguard
Chapter 55 — Chapter 55 Philosopher
Chapter 56 — Chapter 56 Mansion
Chapter 57 — Chapter 57 Bloom
Chapter 58 — Chapter 58 Wine
Chapter 59 — Chapter 59 Pillow
Chapter 60 — Chapter 60 Pool
Chapter 61 — Chapter 61 Frontier
Chapter 62 — Chapter 62 Energy
Chapter 63 — Chapter 63 Service
Chapter 64 — Chapter 64 Cheer
Chapter 65 — Chapter 65 Secretary
Chapter 66 — Chapter 66 Potion
Chapter 67 — Chapter 67 Tournament
Chapter 68 — Chapter 68 Zone
Chapter 69 — Chapter 69 Twin
Chapter 70 — Chapter 70 Experience
Chapter 71 — Chapter 71 Bridge
Chapter 72 — Chapter 72 Compound
Chapter 73 — Chapter 73 Product
Chapter 74 — Chapter 74 Marathon
Chapter 75 — Chapter 75 Forever
Chapter 76 — Chapter 76 Throne
Chapter 77 — Chapter 77 Painting
Chapter 78 — Chapter 78 Evolution
Chapter 79 — Chapter 79 It Was Supposed to be a Healing Pill
Chapter 80 — Chapter 80 I’ve Walked So Long I Forgot My Name
Chapter 81 — Chapter 81 I’m Not Fat, I’m a Natural Defense Array!
Chapter 82 — Chapter 82 How to Make a Goddess Forget Her Vow of Chastity
Chapter 83 — Chapter 83 Lipstick Stains on the Sword of Destiny
Chapter 84 — Chapter 84 Is Your Cultivation Base High, or Are You Just Happy to See Me?
Chapter 85 — Chapter 85 Too Big to Fail
Chapter 86 — Chapter 86 Condensing the Ultimate Nut
Chapter 87 — Chapter 87 My Eyes Are Up Here, Teacher!
Chapter 88 — Chapter 88 The Lotus Withers, but My Thirst is Eternal
Chapter 89 — Chapter 89 Your Sacred Mountain Looks Delicious
Chapter 90 — Chapter 90 Her Heavenly Peaks are Hard to Scale
Chapter 91 — Chapter 91 Maintaining the Primordial Seal for Way Too Long
Chapter 92 — Chapter 92 Forbidden Access to Her Secret Spring
Chapter 93 — Chapter 93 The Jade Body Everyone Craves
Chapter 94 — Chapter 94 “Satisfy Me or Face the Heavenly Tribulation!”
Chapter 95 — Chapter 95 Stop Throwing Your Undergarments at My Flying Sword!
Chapter 96 — Chapter 96 Why Does Every Dark Fairy Have Such Great Hair?
Chapter 97 — Chapter 97 I Am One Guest Away from Becoming a Demonic Cultivator
Chapter 98 — Chapter 98 “Oh No! I’m Finally Going to be Mounted by a Man!”
Chapter 99 — Chapter 99 A Drop of Tea Between the Peaks
Chapter 100 — Chapter 100 Just One Peek Won’t Shatter My Dao Heart, Right?
Chapter 101 — Chapter 101 My Inner Demon is Surprisingly Persuasive
Chapter 102 — Chapter 102 Stop Marinating Me, I’m Not a Spirit Chicken!
Chapter 103 — Chapter 103 I’m Only Here for the Loot, Please Put Your Clothes Back On (Bonus - for weekly Webnovel Power Stone ranking! Thank you so much for voting!)
Chapter 104 — Chapter 104 Is It a Heavenly Vision or Is the Demoness Actually Sitting on Me?
Chapter 105 — Chapter 105 A Pair of Peaks That Could Suppress the Nine Heavens
Chapter 106 — Chapter 106 The Sword Goddess Fights Best in a Nightgown
Chapter 107 — Chapter 107 The Redness of Her Blush Matches the Setting Sun
Chapter 108 — Chapter 108 Her Legs Go All the Way Up to the Immortal Realm
Chapter 109 — Chapter 109 How to Achieve Enlightenment While Eating Spicy Noodles
Chapter 110 — Chapter 110 I Slapped Him So Hard His Great-Grandfather Felt It
Chapter 111 — Chapter 111 The Sect Flower Wants a Dual Cultivation Partner
Chapter 112 — Chapter 112 Kneel and Call Me Grandfather
Chapter 113 — Chapter 113 Don’t Breathe Too Loudly, You’ll Offend the Ancestor’s Aura
Chapter 114 — Chapter 114 So Rich that Even My Enemies Ask for Investments
Chapter 115 — Chapter 115 Slapped Into The Next Realm
Chapter 116 — Chapter 116 This Villain Has Too Much Dialogue
Chapter 117 — Chapter 117 Is it a Bloodline Limit or Just Poor Plumbing?
Chapter 118 — Chapter 118 Your Cheeks Are Softer Than Your Sword Technique
Chapter 119 — Chapter 119 The True Meaning of the Deepest Dao
Chapter 120 — Chapter 120 Why Fly on a Sword When You Can Roll Like a Boulder?
Chapter 121 — Chapter 121 A Countenance That Defies the Natural Order
Chapter 122 — Chapter 122 Rules are for Those Without a Foundation Establishment Father
Chapter 123 — Chapter 123 My Resume is as Thin as a Cicada’s Wing
Chapter 124 — Chapter 124 If Being Charming is a Crime, She Deserves the Lightning Tribulation
Chapter 125 — Chapter 125 My Skeleton Glows in the Dark Now
Chapter 126 — Chapter 126 This is Not Even My Final Form
Chapter 127 — Chapter 127 Young Man, Your Sword is Blocking My Sunlight
Chapter 128 — Chapter 128 You Call This Cuisine? My Dog Eats Better Spiritual Rice! (Bonus - for weekly Webnovel Power Stone ranking! Thank you so much for voting!)
Chapter 129 — Chapter 129 The Ancestor Demands Your Forehead
Chapter 130 — Chapter 130 I Don’t Care if You’re an Immortal Emperor, Take Off Your Shoes!
Chapter 131 — Chapter 131 Swallowing the Sun Because It Looked Like an Orange
Chapter 132 — Chapter 132 The Heavens Gave Her Two Great Mountains to Carry
Chapter 133 — Chapter 133 I Could Defeat You with My Eyes Closed, But I Like Watching You Fail!
Chapter 134 — Chapter 134 Stop Following Me, I’m Just Going to the Bathroom!
Chapter 135 — Chapter 135 The Phoenix Yearns to be Ridden
Chapter 136 — Chapter 136 She’s Reaching for My Hidden Dragon
Chapter 137 — Chapter 137 Why is This Boulder So Warm and Squishy?
Chapter 138 — Chapter 138 The Peerless Sword Queen Wants to Polish My Blade
Chapter 139 — Chapter 139 The Widow’s Seduction Power Level is Over 9000!
Chapter 140 — Chapter 140 Wait, Is This Training or a Honeymoon?
Chapter 141 — Chapter 141 My Divine Sense Penetrated More Than Just Her Illusion
Chapter 142 — Chapter 142 Wrestling with the Fairy until the Sun Rises
Chapter 143 — Chapter 143 The Parched Flower Begs for the Morning Dew
Chapter 144 — Chapter 144 You Coughed in My Direction Three Years Ago
Chapter 145 — Chapter 145 Why Stop at the Treasure? Take the Walls Too!
Chapter 146 — Chapter 146 Why is the Goddess Carrying a Brick?
Chapter 147 — Chapter 147 If You Treat Me Like a Porcelain Doll, I’ll Break Your Arm
Chapter 148 — Chapter 148 The Empress and the Saintess Are Fighting Over Your Sword
Chapter 149 — Chapter 149 The Sword Fairy Fears My Chopsticks
Chapter 150 — Chapter 150 The Fair Maiden’s Dumplings Are Soft, Plump, and Irresistibly Delicious
Chapter 151 — Chapter 151 Oops, I Burned Down the Alchemy Hall Again
Chapter 152 — Chapter 152 Ten Thousand Swords Guard Her Heart, but the Back Door is Open
Chapter 153 — Chapter 153 Lubricating the Path to Enlightenment
Chapter 154 — Chapter 154 A Beautiful Widow’s Lewd Awakening
Chapter 155 — Chapter 155 Deep Penetration into Enemy Territory
Chapter 156 — Chapter 156 The Sword Fairy’s Sheath is Too Tight!
Chapter 157 — Chapter 157 Why is the Goddess Drowning in the Most Potent of Fluids? (Bonus - for weekly Webnovel Power Stone ranking! Thank you so much for voting!)
Chapter 158 — Chapter 158 Stretching the Golden Lotus
Chapter 159 — Chapter 159 Leaving Not a Single Bead of Heavenly Nectar Behind
Chapter 160 — Chapter 160 Goodbye, Pure Yang!
Chapter 161 — Chapter 161 When Your Dual Cultivation Partner is an Overachiever
Chapter 162 — Chapter 162 Why Is the Cold Goddess Suddenly Clinging to the Walls and Walking in Wobbly Steps?
Chapter 163 — Chapter 163 A Peerless Master Who Only Appears for Free Drinks
Chapter 164 — Chapter 164 The Phoenix Empress’s Pink Rubies Are Harder Than My Spirit Sword!
Chapter 165 — Chapter 165 Please Stop Trying to Avenge Me, I Haven’t Even Died Yet!
Chapter 166 — Chapter 166 Promoted from Tea Girl to Bed-Warmer with Benefits
Chapter 167 — Chapter 167 I’m Just a Delivery Man, Why is the Empress Proposing?
Chapter 168 — Chapter 168 The Saintess is Looking for Her Lost Virtue
Chapter 169 — Chapter 169 The Author Ran Out of Cold Metaphors
Chapter 170 — Chapter 170 The Night the Ice Goddess Finally Opened Up Her Fridge
Chapter 171 — Chapter 171 I Saw the Goddess Leaving His Room at 4 AM!
Chapter 172 — Chapter 172 Your Spear is Sharp, Senior Brother... Use It!
Chapter 173 — Chapter 173 Dual Cultivation? In This Economy?!
Chapter 174 — Chapter 174 10,000 Years of Sword Intent vs. One Very Heavy Brick
Chapter 175 — Chapter 175 Who Authorized the Sudden Thunderstorm?
Chapter 176 — Chapter 176 Don’t Make Me Frown, It Causes Premature Aging
Chapter 177 — Chapter 177 Applying for a Disability Pension After One Night of Bliss
Chapter 178 — Chapter 178 Sacrificing My Virgin Qi for the Greater Good
Chapter 179 — Chapter 179 I Mistook the Aphrodisiac for a Qi-Condensing Pill
Chapter 180 — Chapter 180 The Saintess Claims it was a Sword Training Accident
Chapter 181 — Chapter 181 Two Birds, One Very Lucky Stone (Bonus - for weekly Webnovel Power Stone ranking! Thank you so much for voting!)
Chapter 182 — Chapter 182 Dual Cultivation is Good, but Triple Cultivation is Divine
Chapter 183 — Chapter 183 The Double-D Duel
Chapter 184 — Chapter 184 Ten Thousand Flowers Seek the Lone Sun
Chapter 185 — Chapter 185 She Saw My True Face And Forgot Her Ten Thousand Years Vow of Celibacy
Chapter 186 — Chapter 186 No Favoritism! I’m Going All Out on Both Targets!
Chapter 187 — Chapter 187 The Spirit Porridge wasn’t the Only Thing She Craved
Chapter 188 — Chapter 188 Even Immortals Get Thirsty
Chapter 189 — Chapter 189 A Qi Deviation Only Lin Feng Can Fix
Chapter 190 — Chapter 190 I Only Used 1% Power, Why is Everyone Crying?
Chapter 191 — Chapter 191 My Aura is So Great, Even the Goddesses Can’t Stand Straight
Chapter 192 — Chapter 192 The Innkeeper Charges Extra for Structural Damage
Chapter 193 — Chapter 193 My Love is So Big, It Gave Her Three Realms of Cultivation
Chapter 194 — Chapter 194 True Love is the Only Cure for the Aphrodisiac Array
Chapter 195 — Chapter 195 The Empress Claims My Spirit Seed is a National Treasure
Chapter 196 — Chapter 196 I Just Wanted a Steamed Bun, Not a Marriage Proposal from a Sect Leader
Chapter 197 — Chapter 197 Testing the Temperature with a Finger
Chapter 198 — Chapter 198 Taming the Wild Twin Rabbits
Chapter 199 — Chapter 199 The Mountain of Immortality is Actually Quite Bouncy
Chapter 200 — Chapter 200 Heavenly Tribulation or Heavenly Chest? I Can’t Tell Which One is Making Me Sweat

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