One Piece: My Lazy Ass Made Akainu Mad
Want to live a laid-back life? From the start, he gets a Paramecia-type Devil Fruit, the Sloth Fruit, and becomes instantly invincible! Sleeping on the job? His Observation Haki trains automatically! Slacking off? His Armament Haki maxes out on its own! Conqueror’s Haki? Who needs it anyway! His furious superior, Akainu, roars: “Renzo! If you slack off one more time, I’ll send you to the New World!” Renzo rolls over and mutters: “Fleet Admiral… such a hassle… too far… don’t wanna go.” During the Marineford War, as the world shakes and the sky collapses, he’s peacefully napping beneath the execution platform. A deadly attack sweeps toward him; he turns over in his sleep… BOOM! The attack disappears! Fleet Admiral Sengoku clutches his head in despair: “Quick! Wake Renzo up! Let him finish the fight before he sleeps again!!”
Chapters (334)
- Chapter 201 — Chapter 201: Shirahoshi Who No Longer Cries
- Chapter 202 — Chapter 202: Momonosuke’s “Happy” Life in G-5
- Chapter 203 — Chapter 203: Nami’s “Dream of the Golden Land”
- Chapter 204 — Chapter 204: The G5 Miracle: Three Days to a “Golden Land”!
- Chapter 205 — Chapter 205: Ain’s Strategic Vision
- Chapter 206 — Chapter 206: A Celestial Dragon’s “Small Whim”
- Chapter 207 — Chapter 207: The “Fishing” Squad
- Chapter 208 — Chapter 208: Capturing an S-Class Mermaid
- Chapter 209 — Chapter 209: The “Iron Wall’s” Ultimate Defense
- Chapter 210 — Chapter 210: Celestial Dragons Troublesome?
- Chapter 211 — Chapter 211: Rehn’s Warning
- Chapter 212 — Chapter 212: The Wrath of the Celestial Dragon
- Chapter 213 — Chapter 213: You Inbred Moron!
- Chapter 214 — Chapter 214: The Celestial Dragon Scared Into Wetting Himself
- Chapter 215 — Chapter 215: “This Celestial Dragon Has Gone Insane. It’s Not My Fault”
- Chapter 216 — Chapter 216: The CP0 Commander
- Chapter 217 — Chapter 217: The End of the Vacation and a Farewell from All
- Chapter 218 — Chapter 218: The Severed Gold
- Chapter 219 — Chapter 219: Chief Steward Rehn’s Okama Instructors
- Chapter 220 — Chapter 220: The Admiral’s “Small Matter” and the Chief Steward’s “Big Matter”
- Chapter 221 — Chapter 221: The Navigator’s Golden Compass
- Chapter 222 — Chapter 222: The Professional Navigator and the “All-Purpose” Butler
- Chapter 223 — Chapter 223: I Strongly Oppose Akainu Becoming Fleet Admiral!
- Chapter 224 — Chapter 224: Vice Admiral Tsuru’s Proposal
- Chapter 225 — Chapter 225: Kizaru Becomes the Acting Fleet Admiral
- Chapter 226 — Chapter 226: The Golden City! A Perfect Vacation Paradise for the Lord!
- Chapter 227 — Chapter 227: Rehn’s Infiltration
- Chapter 228 — Chapter 228: Rehn vs. Tesoro
- Chapter 229 — Chapter 229: Conqueror’s Haki What About It?
- Chapter 230 — Chapter 230: Chief Steward Rehn’s “Victory Declaration”
- Chapter 231 — Chapter 231: The Man Like “Light” Has Taken the Throne!
- Chapter 232 — Chapter 232: The World Shaken! The Fleet Admiral Inauguration Ceremony!
- Chapter 233 — Chapter 233: A Prison Meeting Between Two “Gods”
- Chapter 234 — Chapter 234: The Mobile Black Palace “Lullaby”
- Chapter 235 — Chapter 235: This is… a Vaguely Ambiguous Celebration Scene?
- Chapter 236 — Chapter 236: The Late Protagonist and the Sky-Blocking Shadow
- Chapter 237 — Chapter 237: This Isn’t an Admiral, This Is Clearly the World’s Richest Man on Parade!
- Chapter 238 — Chapter 238: The Most Casual Inauguration in History
- Chapter 239 — Chapter 239: Gold Brick Souvenirs! A “Tiny” Token of Appreciation for the New Fleet Admiral
- Chapter 240 — Chapter 240: A Job Application from the “World’s Number One”? Hawkeye’s Foresight
- Chapter 241 — Chapter 241: Joining Test? The One-Sided Beating of Rehn and the “Blade of Heavenly Punishment”
- Chapter 242 — Chapter 242: When the Fat Man Becomes the Thunder God, Even the World’s Greatest Swordsman Has to Get Serious!
- Chapter 243 — Chapter 243: A Samurai’s Nightmare! The Young Lord in a Pink Hell!
- Chapter 244 — Chapter 244: The Real and Fake “Momo” & the Griffin’s Dive
- Chapter 245 — Chapter 245: A “Parting Gift” for Momonosuke & the World’s Diva
- Chapter 246 — Chapter 246: Mute and the Red-Haired Crew’s Alarm
- Chapter 247 — Chapter 247: You Call This a Chef?!
- Chapter 248 — Chapter 248: Back to G5
- Chapter 249 — Chapter 249: Red Hair Arrives! Your Daughter Is “Quite Something”!
- Chapter 250 — Chapter 250: The Clash of the Strongest Conqueror’s Haki!
- Chapter 251 — Chapter 251: Face? Can That Thing Be Spent as Beli?
- Chapter 252 — Chapter 252: Thunderous Fury! The Fat Butler’s Moment to Shine!
- Chapter 253 — Chapter 253: A Yonko’s Wallet and Mental Damage Fees
- Chapter 254 — Chapter 254: A Top-Tier Banquet Where Silence Speaks Louder Than Sound
- Chapter 255 — Chapter 255: The Heavenly Yaksha’s “Awakening” and Tribute
- Chapter 256 — Chapter 256: Goodbye, My Golden Land!
- Chapter 257 — Chapter 257: This Is the Deterrence of G-5!
- Chapter 258 — Chapter 258: The World’s Greatest Swordsman’s “Farming Zen” and the Ghost Princess’s Afternoon Tea
- Chapter 259 — Chapter 259: The Elegy of a Pleasurer and the Seed Called Ambition
- Chapter 260 — Chapter 260: Under Currents Surge! Joker’s Gamble and Kurozumi Orochi’s Sneer
- Chapter 261 — Chapter 261: The Collision of the Worst Generation!
- Chapter 262 — Chapter 262: Absolute Prohibition! G-5’s “Silence” Iron Rule
- Chapter 263 — Chapter 263: The Sky-High Compensation Bill and Rehn’s “Disgusting” Tactics
- Chapter 264 — Chapter 264: The New World’s “Headline Joke” and a Deal in the Dark Alley
- Chapter 265 — Chapter 265: The “Miracle City” of the New World and the Genius Martial Arts Tournament
- Chapter 266 — Chapter 266: The Dark-Dark Fruit and the Contract of Servitude
- Chapter 267 — Chapter 267: A Feast of Justice Built with Money
- Chapter 268 — Chapter 268: Recognition from the “God,” Doflamingo’s Ecstasy
- Chapter 269 — Chapter 269: Battle Royale and Carnival, G-5’s Commercial Miracle
- Chapter 270 — Chapter 270: Carnival Before the Storm! Uta’s Song
- Chapter 271 — Chapter 271: G-5’s Rising Star, “Silver Light” Shelby
- Chapter 272 — Chapter 272: A Hellish Start and the Screams of Noble Ladies
- Chapter 273 — Chapter 273: The Disappearing Gold Tokens and the Clash of Monsters
- Chapter 274 — Chapter 274: The Birth of the First Gold Token and the “Hot Potato” Rule
- Chapter 275 — Chapter 275: G-5’s “Idol”! The Bizarre Flower Blooming on the Volcano
- Chapter 276 — Chapter 276: The Despairing Green of the Forest! The “Silver Light” Crushed!
- Chapter 277 — Chapter 277: The Blind Gambler and the “Gravity” Interview Renzo
- Chapter 278 — Chapter 278: The Chosen One’s Luck! The Reborn “Silver Light” from the Flames!
- Chapter 279 — Chapter 279: Song of Ice and Fire! The “Chosen One” and “Ghost Sword”
- Chapter 280 — Chapter 280: A Carnival of Despair! The Ultimate Showdown Between Pay-to-Win Warriors and “Acting” Masters!
- Chapter 281 — Chapter 281: Justice Descends from the Heavens
- Chapter 282 — Chapter 282: Claiming All Ten Gold Tokens
- Chapter 283 — Chapter 283: Battle Royale on Evernight Island!
- Chapter 284 — Chapter 284: Gamblers, Assassins, and “Luck E”
- Chapter 285 — Chapter 285: Waltz on the Brink! The Gambler’s Carnival and the Noble Ladies’ Screams
- Chapter 286 — Chapter 286: The Floral Shirt and the Dragon’s Claw!
- Chapter 287 — Chapter 287: The Steel Fortress in the Desert! When the “Salted Fish” Hits a Real Iron Wall
- Chapter 288 — Chapter 288: Caught Between Advance and Retreat! Sabo’s Choice and a “Magnificent” Escape
- Chapter 289 — Chapter 289: The Madness of the New World and Rehn’s “Empire of Money”
- Chapter 290 — Chapter 290: Promoted Three Ranks! The Revolutionary Army’s “Crisis of Faith”
- Chapter 291 — Chapter 291: From the Mire to the Clouds, A Single Transfer Order Changed Everything!
- Chapter 292 — Chapter 292: The Flame Emperor’s “Cram School”
- Chapter 293 — Chapter 293: The Vegetable-Growing Swordsman and the “Lazy” Ultimate Principle! A Special Lesson for a Genius
- Chapter 294 — Chapter 294: The Rebellious Newcomer’s Discontent!
- Chapter 295 — Chapter 295: Thunder and Verdant Dominion!
- Chapter 296 — Chapter 296: The Loudest Slap
- Chapter 297 — Chapter 297: From Beast to Gentleman?
- Chapter 298 — Chapter 298: The Revolutionary Army’s No.2 Begins His Worldview Collapse
- Chapter 299 — Chapter 299: The Revolutionary Army Chief of Staff’s “Loss of Direction”
- Chapter 300 — Chapter 300: Phantom Thief Sassy
- Chapter 301 — Chapter 301: In the Name of God, Begin the Battle Royale Feast!
- Chapter 302 — Chapter 302: Burning Money for the Whole World to See! Even the Fleet Admiral Wants to Skip Work
- Chapter 303 — Chapter 303: A Carnival Across the Entire Marines! That Shining Man Came on Vacation
- Chapter 304 — Chapter 304: The Descent of God! The Gray Sigh that Envelops the End
- Chapter 305 — Chapter 305: The First Stage of All Things!
- Chapter 306 — Chapter 306: The Chief of Staff’s Acting and the Griffin’s Instinct
- Chapter 307 — Chapter 307: Outdated Intelligence
- Chapter 308 — Chapter 308: Skipping the Bill Is Not Allowed!
- Chapter 309 — Chapter 309: The Ambition of the “Pay-to-Win Trio”
- Chapter 310 — Chapter 310: Pay-to-Win Squad vs. Ghost Sword!
- Chapter 311 — Chapter 311: Mechanical Descent and the Red Oni
- Chapter 312 — Chapter 312: Two Titans Stand Opposed! The “Monsters’” Hunting Grounds and an Admiral’s Evaluation
- Chapter 313 — Chapter 313: Four Emperors Standing in Balance? No, It’s a Soft Target Raid!
- Chapter 314 — Chapter 314: This Isn’t Surrender, It’s Strategic Sleeping!
- Chapter 315 — Chapter 315: Heaven and Earth Collapse! The Clash of Admiral-Level Monsters
- Chapter 316 — Chapter 316: The White Flame Prince vs the Abyssal Demon God!
- Chapter 317 — Chapter 317: Verdant Dominion vs Gravity!
- Chapter 318 — Chapter 318: A Carnival of Money and Power! The Most Extravagant Award Ceremony in History
- Chapter 319 — Chapter 319: At This Moment, G-5’s Vice Admirals Stood at the Top of the World!
- Chapter 320 — Chapter 320: The Power That Devours Light! The Awakening of the Most Vicious Ability
- Chapter 321 — Chapter 321: The White Flame Prince Sets Out! The Prestige of a G-5 Exclusive Vice Admiral
- Chapter 322 — Chapter 322: The Straw Hats Arrive! Joker Borrowing the Tiger’s Might
- Chapter 323 — Chapter 323: Gear Fourth: Bounce-Man VS the Awakened String-String Fruit!
- Chapter 324 — Chapter 324: Pay-to-Win Equipment VS the Op-Op Fruit!
- Chapter 325 — Chapter 325: A Natural Disaster Descends!
- Chapter 326 — Chapter 326: The Despairing Gap!
- Chapter 327 — Chapter 327: How to Elegantly Enrage a Yonko to Death
- Chapter 328 — Chapter 328: An Illusion? No, I’m Just This Strong!
- Chapter 329 — Chapter 329: Mad Dogs Biting Each Other! I Need to Calculate the Damages!
- Chapter 330 — Chapter 330: Renzo’s Phone Call
- Chapter 331 — Chapter 331: The Gray Decree!
- Chapter 332 — Chapter 332: So You’re the One Called Kaido?!
- Chapter 333 — Chapter 333: Piercing Kaido’s Shoulder Blades
- Chapter 334 — Chapter 334: The “Round Table Conference” Upon the Ruins and Shattered Pride