My Scumbag System
Let's be honest. You've read this story before. Pathetic loser gets transmigrated, finds a magical system, gets into a magical academy, and suddenly every girl in a ten-mile radius wants to jump his bones. It’s trash. I should know; I died choking on my own rage while reading it. Yeah, I got that story. Except I'm not some clueless kid. I was a Yakuza enforcer. And the body I got stuck with? It belongs to the fattest, laziest, most perverted side-character I’ve ever met. My new name is Satori, and my life is a cosmic joke. My “cheat” is the [Scumbag System]. It doesn't reward heroism or kindness. It rewards manipulation, corruption, and causing the kind of chaos that makes for a damn good show. And if I fail? The penalties are... creative. And excruciatingly painful. First on the System's hit list: my gorgeous, powerful, and utterly disgusted stepsister, Natalia. The mission: seduce her, corrupt her, and make her mine. This isn't a zero-to-hero story. It's a story about a wolf in pig's clothing, and the flock has no idea what's coming. Welcome to the hunt. === ADDITIONAL Tags: No Yuri, No Ntr, Netori, Gates, Dungeons, Yandere, Tsundere, Gacha, comedy
Chapters (669)
- Chapter 201 — Chapter 201 - 6 AM Sucks, Even for Superhumans
- Chapter 202 — Chapter 202: Name, Rank, and What You Hate Most
- Chapter 203 — Chapter 203: You’re Just Another Kid Who Hasn’t Died Yet
- Chapter 204 — Chapter 204: The Difference Between a Spark and an Inferno
- Chapter 205 — Chapter 205: A Call for Dr. Death
- Chapter 206 — Chapter 206: My Scumbag System is a Jealous Goddess
- Chapter 207 — Chapter 207: The Nurse’s Nickname is "Dr. Death"?!
- Chapter 208 — Chapter 208: You’re an Interesting Specimen
- Chapter 209 — Chapter 209: For Science, Of Course
- Chapter 210 — Chapter 210: The First Rule of Leadership is to Manage Expectations
- Chapter 211 — Chapter 211: How to Get Lost on Purpose
- Chapter 212 — Chapter 212: My Crush Remembers the Smallest Details (It’s a Trap!)
- Chapter 213 — Chapter 213: The Problem with Holding Hands is That You Have to Let Go
- Chapter 214 — Chapter 214: Everyone is Waiting for the Punchline
- Chapter 215 — Chapter 215: The Schedule from Hell
- Chapter 216 — Chapter 216: My Rejects, Damn It
- Chapter 217 — Chapter 217: The Garbage Heap Produces Diamonds
- Chapter 218 — Chapter 218: A Conversation With My Diminutive, Annoying Landlord
- Chapter 219 — Chapter 219: The Gacha Giveth, and the Gacha is Weird
- Chapter 220 — Chapter 220: The Scumbag is Now a Fairy Tale Princess
- Chapter 221 — Chapter 221: The Difference Between a Party Trick and a War Crime
- Chapter 222 — Chapter 222: The Stray Dog Meets the Pedigreed Lioness
- Chapter 223 — Chapter 223: And Which Asset Am I?
- Chapter 224 — Chapter 224: The Stray Dogs Bite the Hand That Tries to Feed Them
- Chapter 225 — Chapter 225: Motivating Slackers with Toilet Duty
- Chapter 226 — Chapter 226: A Starfish, A Goddess, and My Disappointed Girlfriend
- Chapter 227 — Chapter 227: The Blind Leading the Blindly Furious
- Chapter 228 — Chapter 228: The Flawless Performance I Didn’t Orchestrate
- Chapter 229 — Chapter 229: I’m A Scumbag, Not A Teacher
- Chapter 230 — Chapter 230: The Scumbag’s Self-Help Seminar
- Chapter 231 — Chapter 231: How to Break a Girl’s Guard (Literally and Figuratively)
- Chapter 232 — Chapter 232: The Scumbag’s Epiphany
- Chapter 233 — Chapter 233: The Stray Dog Learns a New Trick
- Chapter 234 — Chapter 234: Positive Reinforcement Tastes Delicious
- Chapter 235 — Chapter 235: Looks Like Teacher is Finally Here
- Chapter 236 — Chapter 236: Reality Sickness and Other Fun Ways to Get Killed
- Chapter 237 — Chapter 237: The Most Dangerous Question in the Academy
- Chapter 238 — Chapter 238: The Antennas of Genius
- Chapter 239 — Chapter 239: The Predictable, Adorable Failure of a Healer
- Chapter 240 — Chapter 240: Her First Bullseye Was My Heart (or Somewhere Lower)
- Chapter 241 — Chapter 241: You Call This Help? I Call It Foreplay.
- Chapter 242 — Chapter 242: The Mouse Watches the Wolves Play
- Chapter 243 — Chapter 243: This is What "Later" Looks Like
- Chapter 244 — Chapter 244: This Is What Happens When You Make Your Queen Jealous
- Chapter 245 — Chapter 245: Whoever Makes a Sound Loses The War
- Chapter 246 — Chapter 246: My Queen Claims Her Victory (And Plans The Next)
- Chapter 247 — Chapter 247: This Is How You Forge a Weapon Out of Hope
- Chapter 248 — Chapter 248: The Fox, The Sketchbook, and The Calculated Lie
- Chapter 249 — Chapter 249: Every Asset Has a Price, Every Rival a Weakness
- Chapter 250 — Chapter 250: My Professor’s Ringing Endorsement Comes With a Stipend
- Chapter 251 — Chapter 251: A Brief Respite for a Pack of Broken Hounds
- Chapter 252 — Chapter 252: My Queen Makes Her Move on a Different Chessboard
- Chapter 253 — Chapter 253: They Say All’s Fair in Love And War, But This Is Ridiculous
- Chapter 254 — Chapter 254: The Goddess of Love Just Turned This Day Trip into a Dating Sim
- Chapter 255 — Chapter 255: The Mouse, The Fox, and The Wolf Deciding Which One to Hunt
- Chapter 256 — Chapter 256: Apparently, My Mission Is Now Retail Therapy
- Chapter 257 — Chapter 257: This Is What Happens When You Let Carmen Make The Plans
- Chapter 258 — Chapter 258: Six Pods for Six Misfits, and One Very Pointed Challenge
- Chapter 259 — Chapter 259: This Paired Simulation Was Designed By a Sadist
- Chapter 260 — Chapter 260: Light Me Up, Stray Dog
- Chapter 261 — Chapter 261: I Don’t Know What We Are, But It Works
- Chapter 262 — Chapter 262: My Apex Predator Teammate Can’t Be This Cute
- Chapter 263 — Chapter 263: The Lazy Genius and the Tactical Loafer
- Chapter 264 — Chapter 264: How to Bribe a Genius with Silk Shirts
- Chapter 265 — Chapter 265: Seven Beauties and a Funeral for My Afternoon
- Chapter 266 — Chapter 266: My Stepsister’s Patience is E-Rank
- Chapter 267 — Chapter 267: A Honeytrap in a Cream-Colored Dress
- Chapter 268 — Chapter 268: Operation: Dazzle the Cannon Fodder
- Chapter 269 — Chapter 269: Save the Damsel (But Let the Girls Handle It)
- Chapter 270 — Chapter 270: This Balcony Scene is a Critical Success
- Chapter 271 — Chapter 271: Headphones Off, Signals On
- Chapter 272 — Chapter 272: My Saliva is Now an S-Rank Narcotic
- Chapter 273 — Chapter 273: One Kiss and She’s Hooked
- Chapter 274 — Chapter 274: Operation: Weaponize the Simps
- Chapter 275 — Chapter 275: The Scumbag, the Bat, and the Wardrobe
- Chapter 276 — Chapter 276: Disorder in Mind, Order in Formation
- Chapter 277 — Chapter 277: This Joint Briefing is an S-Rank Social Hazard
- Chapter 278 — Chapter 278: The Sunken Necropolis and Its Un-fun Committee Meeting
- Chapter 279 — Chapter 279: The Top 5 Rankings are a Declaration of War
- Chapter 280 — Chapter 280: The Sunken Necropolis and Its Unfortunate Wake-Up Call
- Chapter 281 — Chapter 281: Playtime is Over, Cannon Fodder
- Chapter 282 — Chapter 282: The Scumbag’s Guide to Motivational Speaking
- Chapter 283 — Chapter 283: Trial by Slaughter, Sponsored by the Gods of Violence
- Chapter 284 — Chapter 284: This Dungeon Has Terrible Feng Shui
- Chapter 285 — Chapter 285: Surprise! The Floor Wants to Drown You
- Chapter 286 — Chapter 286: Symphony of the Scumbag
- Chapter 287 — Chapter 287: A Single Ace Beats a Full House of Ghouls
- Chapter 288 — Chapter 288: Angry Stepsister is Hot
- Chapter 289 — Chapter 289: Weaponizing The Smoke Show
- Chapter 290 — Chapter 290: This Dungeon’s Lure is Not VHC-Approved
- Chapter 291 — Chapter 291: The Sunken Necropolis and Its Unscheduled Management Change
- Chapter 292 — Chapter 292: Charity is the Sharpest Blade
- Chapter 293 — Chapter 293: Scumbag Diplomacy, Lesson One
- Chapter 294 — Chapter 294: Team-Building Exercises
- Chapter 295 — Chapter 295: About That Post-Credits Scene...
- Chapter 296 — Chapter 296: My Scumbag, The Human Shield
- Chapter 297 — Chapter 297: My Tsundere Programming Has Encountered a Fatal Error
- Chapter 298 — Chapter 298: The Power of Love is an Orbital Cannon
- Chapter 299 — Chapter 299: My Girl, My Carry, My Multiple New Problems
- Chapter 300 — Chapter 300: The Most Expensive Babysitting Gig in History
- Chapter 301 — Chapter 301: Just Like Your Father
- Chapter 302 — Chapter 302: The Man in the Mirror Has Some Notes
- Chapter 303 — Chapter 303: The Satori Show
- Chapter 304 — Chapter 304: A Mother’s Love
- Chapter 305 — Chapter 305: Family Reunion (Worst Possible Timing Edition)
- Chapter 306 — Chapter 306: CPR Stands for ’Catastrophic Parental Reveal’
- Chapter 307 — Chapter 307: Sanctions Division? I Thought You Said Sanctions & Divisions
- Chapter 308 — Chapter 308: My Alibi is Gravity
- Chapter 309 — Chapter 309: Some Graves Are Better Left Undisturbed
- Chapter 310 — Chapter 310: Level Up! (And Other Confusing Lies)
- Chapter 311 — Chapter 311: My Protagonist Privileges May Come With Hidden Fees
- Chapter 312 — Chapter 312: The Gacha Banner At The End Of The World
- Chapter 313 — Chapter 313: My Gacha Pull Has Unlocked the Main Quest
- Chapter 314 — Chapter 314: My Girlfriend’s Dad Wants to Have a ’Talk’
- Chapter 315 — Chapter 315: My Stepdad’s Approval Came With One, Terrifying Condition
- Chapter 316 — Chapter 316: A Hero’s Welcome is Just Another Word for a Social Minefield
- Chapter 317 — Chapter 317: Even a Social Predator Needs to Eat Dinner Sometimes
- Chapter 318 — Chapter 318: My Patron God Thinks My Love Life Is a Hit Show
- Chapter 319 — Chapter 319: The Hounds of Onyx Don’t Understand the Concept of a Sick Day
- Chapter 320 — Chapter 320: My Harem is Officially in a Cold War
- Chapter 321 — Chapter 321: The Room Where It Happens [1/2]
- Chapter 322 — Chapter 322: The Room Where It Happens [2/2]
- Chapter 323 — Chapter 323: Packing Up is Hard to Do, Especially When Your Bodyguard Has a Crush on the Stray Dog
- Chapter 324 — Chapter 324: Argent Sentinels Have Rules; Onyx Hounds Have Cookies
- Chapter 325 — Chapter 325: Welcome to the Island of Misfit Toys, We Hope You Survive the Experience
- Chapter 326 — Chapter 326: New Member Orientation
- Chapter 327 — Chapter 327: The Only Thing Worse Than a Dungeon is a Roster Sheet
- Chapter 328 — Chapter 328: My Squad is One Part Healer, One Part Spy, and One Part Human Shield
- Chapter 329 — Chapter 329: Congratulations on Your Promotion to Middle Management
- Chapter 330 — Chapter 330: My Team’s Biggest Weakness is Also Our Secret Weapon
- Chapter 331 — Chapter 331: Everyone Wants a Fix
- Chapter 332 — Chapter 332: Bubblegum Pops***
- Chapter 333 — Chapter 333: Bubblegum For Breakfast
- Chapter 334 — Chapter 334: Flora, Fauna, and Financial Ruin
- Chapter 335 — Chapter 335: The Only Thing Scarier Than a Bad Pull is My Stepsister’s "We Need to Talk" Voice
- Chapter 336 — Chapter 336: Team Alpha’s First Field Trip
- Chapter 337 — Chapter 337: Team Alpha Goes to the Murder Garden
- Chapter 338 — Chapter 338: Robots, Roses, and Really Bad Feelings
- Chapter 339 — Chapter 339: Welcome to the Botanical Uprising
- Chapter 340 — Chapter 340: Internal Hostile Takeover
- Chapter 341 — Chapter 341: Post-Dungeon Clarity
- Chapter 342 — Chapter 342: Status Report: 295 SP, One Angry Goth Girl, And A Very Suspicious Message
- Chapter 343 — Chapter 343: Debriefing The Mission
- Chapter 344 — Chapter 344: My Socially Anxious Nerd Just Successfully Flirted
- Chapter 345 — Chapter 345: How To Handle A Rank 10 Tsundere’s Jealousy
- Chapter 346 — Chapter 346: A Queen Must Be Taught Her Place, And The Lesson Begins On Her Knees
- Chapter 347 — Chapter 347: Status Report From The Other Side
- Chapter 348 — Chapter 348: A Tale of Two Professors
- Chapter 349 — Chapter 349: My Boyfriend (Who Isn’t My Boyfriend) Invited Me To His Room And I Am Not Okay
- Chapter 350 — Chapter 350: Why Would I Run?
- Chapter 351 — Chapter 351: A Sovereign’s Guide to Breaking a Good Girl
- Chapter 352 — Chapter 352: My Healer Has An Infinite Stamina Glitch, And We Decided To Stress-Test It All Night
- Chapter 353 — Chapter 353: Morning-After Yoga, As Performed By A Drunk Penguin
- Chapter 354 — Chapter 354: Three Women, One Shirtless Guy, and a Burnt Egg
- Chapter 355 — Chapter 355: The New Normal [1/2]
- Chapter 356 — Chapter 356: The New Normal [2/2]
- Chapter 357 — Chapter 357: I Don’t Lend My Assets
- Chapter 358 — Chapter 358: A Key to the Kingdom
- Chapter 359 — Chapter 359: Two Plans for Tomorrow
- Chapter 360 — Chapter 360: Each Battle Worthy
- Chapter 361 — Chapter 361: The Bait and the Target
- Chapter 362 — Chapter 362: Welcome to the Black Gate
- Chapter 363 — Chapter 363: The Three Truths of Being Screwed
- Chapter 364 — Chapter 364: The Arborist’s Lonely Garden
- Chapter 365 — Chapter 365: My Lady’s Picnic Basket
- Chapter 366 — Chapter 366: Watch Rotation for World’s End
- Chapter 367 — Chapter 367: Heat Is the Answer
- Chapter 368 — Chapter 368: Ten-Foot Gardening Shears
- Chapter 369 — Chapter 369: The Princess’s Ice Road
- Chapter 370 — Chapter 370: Life Water for the Worthy
- Chapter 371 — Chapter 371: This’ll Be Easy
- Chapter 372 — Chapter 372: The Taste of a Perfect Trap
- Chapter 373 — Chapter 373: Two Fucked-Up Kids on Watch Dut
- Chapter 374 — Chapter 374: Glowy McRabbitface Is a Liar
- Chapter 375 — Chapter 375: A Secret Path Through the Nursery
- Chapter 376 — Chapter 376: A Dagger Made From the First Tree’s Heart
- Chapter 377 — Chapter 377: Descent
- Chapter 378 — Chapter 378: My Hand Over His Heart
- Chapter 379 — Chapter 379: A River That Remembers
- Chapter 380 — Chapter 380: A Princess is a Poor Insulator
- Chapter 381 — Chapter 381: The Thawing of Celeste Vance
- Chapter 382 — Chapter 382: The Truth is a Sharper Blade
- Chapter 383 — Chapter 383: Kindling for a Crimson God
- Chapter 384 — Chapter 384: Thermal Shock is a Bitch
- Chapter 385 — Chapter 385: Ashes to Ashes to... Glowing?
- Chapter 386 — Chapter 386: The River of Bad Memories
- Chapter 387 — Chapter 387: Please Do Not Feed the Apparitions
- Chapter 388 — Chapter 388: The Princess Who Ran Toward the Monsters
- Chapter 389 — Chapter 389: The Devil’s Choice: Poison or Poison
- Chapter 390 — Chapter 390: Our Disaster
- Chapter 391 — Chapter 391: The Curator and His Collection
- Chapter 392 — Chapter 392: The Gardener Shows His Roots
- Chapter 393 — Chapter 393: Fuck You Is a Valid Battle Cry
- Chapter 394 — Chapter 394: The Gardener Changes the Rules
- Chapter 395 — Chapter 395: The Gardener’s Final Pruning
- Chapter 396 — Chapter 396: Victory Tastes Like Broken Ribs
- Chapter 397 — Chapter 397: The Scumbag’s Severance Package
- Chapter 398 — Chapter 398: The Muscles Speak of My Triumph!
- Chapter 399 — Chapter 399: Definitely, Utterly Screwed
- Chapter 400 — Chapter 400: The Calamity Couple is Trending