My Scumbag System
Let's be honest. You've read this story before. Pathetic loser gets transmigrated, finds a magical system, gets into a magical academy, and suddenly every girl in a ten-mile radius wants to jump his bones. It’s trash. I should know; I died choking on my own rage while reading it. Yeah, I got that story. Except I'm not some clueless kid. I was a Yakuza enforcer. And the body I got stuck with? It belongs to the fattest, laziest, most perverted side-character I’ve ever met. My new name is Satori, and my life is a cosmic joke. My “cheat” is the [Scumbag System]. It doesn't reward heroism or kindness. It rewards manipulation, corruption, and causing the kind of chaos that makes for a damn good show. And if I fail? The penalties are... creative. And excruciatingly painful. First on the System's hit list: my gorgeous, powerful, and utterly disgusted stepsister, Natalia. The mission: seduce her, corrupt her, and make her mine. This isn't a zero-to-hero story. It's a story about a wolf in pig's clothing, and the flock has no idea what's coming. Welcome to the hunt. === ADDITIONAL Tags: No Yuri, No Ntr, Netori, Gates, Dungeons, Yandere, Tsundere, Gacha, comedy
Chapters (669)
- Chapter 1 — Chapter 1: Welcome to Your New Life, You Fat Fuck
- Chapter 2 — Chapter 2: Operation: Purge the Pigsty is Step One to Seducing My Stepsister
- Chapter 3 — Chapter 3: The Day the Pig Learned to Cook and My World Turned Upside Down
- Chapter 4 — Chapter 4: He Cleaned His Room, Is This the Apocalypse?
- Chapter 5 — Chapter 5: The Daily Life of a Reluctant Stalker
- Chapter 6 — Chapter 6: Tsundere Error 404: Respect Not Found... Or Is It?
- Chapter 7 — Chapter 7: Finally, Some Real Fucking Power
- Chapter 8 — Chapter 8: The Day My Eyes Became a Passive Debuff
- Chapter 9 — Chapter 9: A Wild Leech Appears! It Uses ’Indifference.’ It’s Super Effective!
- Chapter 10 — Chapter 10: Congratulations! Your Manipulation Skill Has Leveled Up!
- Chapter 11 — Chapter 11: Felonies are More Fun With a Partner
- Chapter 12 — Chapter 12: System Notification: Hand-Holding Unlocks the Tsundere Blush buff
- Chapter 13 — Chapter 13: The Oni and the Kitsune Clock In for Their First Shift
- Chapter 14 — Chapter 14: My Porter Thinks He’s a Mage Now?
- Chapter 15 — Chapter 15: System Skill Unlocked: [Plausible Deniability]
- Chapter 16 — Chapter 16: I Practiced Arson and My Stepsister Got a Free Hug
- Chapter 17 — Chapter 17: System Suggestion: Achieve Maximum Emotional Impact by Not Being a Creep (For Now)
- Chapter 18 — Chapter 18: A Scumbag’s Guide to Ergonomic Support
- Chapter 19 — Chapter 19: Post-Dungeon Economics 101
- Chapter 20 — Chapter 20: Seduction by Sake and C-List Action Flicks
- Chapter 21 — Chapter 21: He Knows My Trigger Points (And Not the Fun Kind)
- Chapter 22 — Chapter 22: System Quest: Apply Pressure Here for Maximum Effect
- Chapter 23 — Chapter 23: My Telekinesis Has a Mind of Its Own, and It’s a Pervert
- Chapter 24 — Chapter 24: My Stepsister’s Best Friend is My New Biggest Fan
- Chapter 25 — Chapter 25: The Third Wheel is the Best Seat in the House
- Chapter 26 — Chapter 26: So We’re Using Honorifics Now?
- Chapter 27 — Chapter 27: My Stepsister is Allergic to My Friendship with Her Bestie
- Chapter 28 — Chapter 28: Possessiveness is a Love Language, Right?
- Chapter 29 — Chapter 29: My Stepsister Tried to Start a Fire, So I Burned Her House Down
- Chapter 30 — Chapter 30: Good Girl
- Chapter 31 — Chapter 31: Let a Scumbag Cook
- Chapter 32 — Chapter 32: Gacha is a Cruel Mistress
- Chapter 33 — Chapter 33: Cockblocked by the Welcome Home Mat
- Chapter 34 — Chapter 34: My Parents are Home and I’m Shirtless With My Stepsister, What Could Go Wrong?
- Chapter 35 — Chapter 35: My Mom is Scarier Than the Yakuza
- Chapter 36 — Chapter 36: My Stepsister and I Have a Date (It’s Mandatory)
- Chapter 37 — Chapter 37: A Mother’s Intuition is a Hell of a Thing
- Chapter 38 — Chapter 38: My Stepbrother’s Immortal Snail Requires a Mortgage
- Chapter 39 — Chapter 39: A Scumbag’s Guide to Retail Therapy
- Chapter 40 — Chapter 40: My Five-Star Date Was a Ten-Dollar Bowl of Noodles
- Chapter 41 — Chapter 41: She Asked For More (And She Didn’t Mean the Noodles)
- Chapter 42 — Chapter 42: Manta-Man Can Suck My-
- Chapter 43 — Chapter 43: Quest Complete: Operation Stealth Orgasm
- Chapter 44 — Chapter 44: The Tsundere Gag Reflex is a Feature, Not a Bug
- Chapter 45 — Chapter 45: Her Aspect Screams My Name Too
- Chapter 46 — Chapter 46: A Day of Firsts (And Seconds, and Thirds...)
- Chapter 47 — Chapter 47: The Scumbag’s Origin Story (For Her Eyes Only)
- Chapter 48 — Chapter 48: The Truth is Whatever I Say it is
- Chapter 49 — Chapter 49: This Condo Smells Like Teen Spirit and Disinfectant
- Chapter 50 — Chapter 50: Bartholomew, the Beginning of an Empire
- Chapter 51 — Chapter 51: My Tori-Sense is Tingling
- Chapter 52 — Chapter 52: This Training Dummy Has Seen Too Much
- Chapter 53 — Chapter 53: The Training Dummy is a Snitch
- Chapter 54 — Chapter 54: I Survived a Night of Sin, But Can I Survive Morning Tea?
- Chapter 55 — Chapter 55: This is Not the Kind of Girl Talk I Was Prepared For
- Chapter 56 — Chapter 56: My Adoptive Dad Thinks I’m a Lady-Killer, And He’s Not Wrong
- Chapter 57 — Chapter 57: Please Follow Me to the Ominous White Room
- Chapter 58 — Chapter 58: Please Don’t Scan My Cheat Codes
- Chapter 59 — Chapter 59: I’m Not a Serial Killer, I Swear
- Chapter 60 — Chapter 60: Welcome to the Big Leagues, Zero
- Chapter 61 — Chapter 61: My Stepmom’s Perception Stat is Alarming
- Chapter 62 — Chapter 62: SDK is Now Open for Business
- Chapter 63 — Chapter 63: The Perils of Having Thin Walls
- Chapter 64 — Chapter 64: A Scumbag’s Guide to Formal Dinners
- Chapter 65 — Chapter 65: My Mom’s Ex is a Level 7 Security Threat
- Chapter 66 — Chapter 66: Aspects, Aliens, and Awkward Family Secrets
- Chapter 67 — Chapter 67: My King, His Mom, and My Sanity
- Chapter 68 — Chapter 68: My Possessive Queen’s Most Irrational Fear
- Chapter 69 — Chapter 69: Post-Nut Clarity is Cosmic Horror
- Chapter 70 — Chapter 70: My Stepsister Might Be Having My Baby, Oops
- Chapter 71 — Chapter 71: Leg Day is Cheaper Than Therapy
- Chapter 72 — Chapter 72: How to Pimp Out Your Boyfriend (For the Good of the Kingdom)
- Chapter 73 — Chapter 73: The Judas Kiss Tastes Like an Almond Milk Latte
- Chapter 74 — Chapter 74: My Training Montage Got Nerfed by Tech Support
- Chapter 75 — Chapter 75: End of the Tutorial Arc
- Chapter 76 — Chapter 76: The Target is a Cinnamon Roll
- Chapter 77 — Chapter 77: Illegaly Healing and Legally Sliding into DMs
- Chapter 78 — Chapter 78: Competitive Cardio is Our Love Language
- Chapter 79 — Chapter 79: Reality TV is My Social Link Grinding Spot
- Chapter 80 — Chapter 80: The Rules are Merely Suggestions
- Chapter 81 — Chapter 81: My Son’s New Girlfriend is a Perfect Alibi
- Chapter 82 — Chapter 82: How to Train Your Queen
- Chapter 83 — Chapter 83: Council of the Bad B*tch Brigade
- Chapter 84 — Chapter 84: Leveling Up is For Suckers
- Chapter 85 — Chapter 85: Operation: Stalk My Boyfriend’s Study Date
- Chapter 86 — Chapter 86: My Stepsister is a Fortress, This Girl is a Welcome Mat
- Chapter 87 — Chapter 87: Enjoy the Show, Princess.
- Chapter 88 — Chapter 88: My Boy Friend Has a Surprisingly Good Eye for Fashion
- Chapter 89 — Chapter 89: The Zipper is Mightier Than the Sword
- Chapter 90 — Chapter 90: Warning: May Contain Traces of Actual Fun
- Chapter 91 — Chapter 91: Pre-Rupture Music is a Powerful Aphrodisiac
- Chapter 92 — Chapter 92: My Boy Friend is Complicated (But I Can Fix Him)
- Chapter 93 — Chapter 93: The Problem With a Harem is Managing the Harem
- Chapter 94 — Chapter 94: Welcome to the Longest Night of Your Life
- Chapter 95 — Chapter 95: The First Rule of Fight Club is No Touching
- Chapter 96 — Chapter 96: Aphrodite is a Terrible Wingwoman
- Chapter 97 — Chapter 97: Aphrodite Told Me To Do It
- Chapter 98 — Chapter 98: The Queen’s Gambit
- Chapter 99 — Chapter 99: How to Win by Losing
- Chapter 100 — Chapter 100: A Dance for the Devil
- Chapter 101 — Chapter 101: Aphrodite Was Here (Management Assumes No Liability)
- Chapter 102 — Chapter 102: My Queen, My Property
- Chapter 103 — Chapter 103: SATORIIIIII!
- Chapter 104 — Chapter 104: My Room Is a Disaster Zone (And I Liked It)
- Chapter 105 — Chapter 105: My Son, the... What Exactly?
- Chapter 106 — Chapter 106: The ’King of the Glass House’ Title Sucks, Actually
- Chapter 107 — Chapter 107: My Cover-Up Plan Involves Getting Another Girlfriend. What Could Go Wrong?
- Chapter 108 — Chapter 108: Breakfast is Served, and So is My Death Warrant
- Chapter 109 — Chapter 109: The Red-Hot Habanero Finally Makes Her Appearance
- Chapter 110 — Chapter 110: My Mom’s Terms and Conditions Are Unacceptable
- Chapter 111 — Chapter 111: Operation: Gaslight My Mom
- Chapter 112 — Chapter 112: And the Award for Best Fake Breakup Goes To...
- Chapter 113 — Chapter 113: Method Acting a Scumbag
- Chapter 114 — Chapter 114: My Gacha Luck is Terrible, But My Seduction Game is S-Rank
- Chapter 115 — Chapter 115: Putting on the Mask for the Masquerade
- Chapter 116 — Chapter 116: The Three Types of People at a Hunter Party
- Chapter 117 — Chapter 117: My Opening Line is a Declaration of War
- Chapter 118 — Chapter 118: The Stray Dog Bites Back
- Chapter 119 — Chapter 119: I Found the Misfit Class I’m Destined to Rule
- Chapter 120 — Chapter 120: The Stray Dog’s Manifesto
- Chapter 121 — Chapter 121: The Stray Dog’s Speech Made All the Princesses Sit Up and Beg
- Chapter 122 — Chapter 122: My Social Predator Title is Already Paying Dividends
- Chapter 123 — Chapter 123: My Queen Now Generates Passive Income
- Chapter 124 — Chapter 124: Some Men Build Empires, I Build an Ice Queen
- Chapter 125 — Chapter 125: Hope is a Powerful Weapon (And She’s Pointing It at My Head)
- Chapter 126 — Chapter 126: You Can Fool the World, But You Can’t Fool Your Mother
- Chapter 127 — Chapter 127: The Habanero in the Apron
- Chapter 128 — Chapter 128: The Worm Question
- Chapter 129 — Chapter 129: My Queen Decided to "Let It Go"
- Chapter 130 — Chapter 130: Lesson One: Control Your Power. Lesson Two: Hide Your Phone.
- Chapter 131 — Chapter 131: My Pre-Study-Date Fashion Crisis is an S-Rank Threat
- Chapter 132 — Chapter 132: This Apartment Building is Nicer Than My Entire Neighborhood
- Chapter 133 — Chapter 133: The Stray Dog of NVA Finds Out He Has a Fan Club
- Chapter 134 — Chapter 134: How to Go Viral? Take Off Your Shirt
- Chapter 135 — Chapter 135: The Internet Wants to Call Me Daddy
- Chapter 136 — Chapter 136: This is The Best Second (Not-Quite) Date of My Life and Nothing Can Possibly Go Wrong
- Chapter 137 — Chapter 137: Driving Lessons From a Broken Man
- Chapter 138 — Chapter 138: My Scumbag Step-Brother Can’t Be This Domestic
- Chapter 139 — Chapter 139: The Selfish Sound Selfless
- Chapter 140 — Chapter 140: Morning Math is a Scumbag’s Worst Enemy
- Chapter 141 — Chapter 141: Ascension is for Suckers Who Play the Short Game
- Chapter 142 — Chapter 142: How to Exploit a System (The Academy Edition)
- Chapter 143 — Chapter 143: The Great Wall of Teenagers
- Chapter 144 — Chapter 144: Seventy-Five Futures, Thousands of Funerals
- Chapter 145 — Chapter 145: Welcome to the Kobayashi Maru, First-Years
- Chapter 146 — Chapter 146: The Art of Failing Upwards
- Chapter 147 — Chapter 147: The Timid Fox and the Stray Dog
- Chapter 148 — Chapter 148: My Judge is a Sociopathic AI
- Chapter 149 — Chapter 149: There’s Always a Bigger, Dumber Robot
- Chapter 150 — Chapter 150: My Support Academia
- Chapter 151 — Chapter 151: My Anxiety Has a Kill Switch
- Chapter 152 — Chapter 152: Adequate is NOT in My Vocabulary
- Chapter 153 — Chapter 153: The Anomaly
- Chapter 154 — Chapter 154: Welcome to the Island of Misfit Toys
- Chapter 155 — Chapter 155: Five Misfits and a Goblin Funeral
- Chapter 156 — Chapter 156: My Exam Partners are a Jock, a Sloth, and Collateral Damage
- Chapter 157 — Chapter 157: It’s a Trap!
- Chapter 158 — Chapter 158: Someone Should Have Told the Goblins I Get Feral Under Pressure
- Chapter 159 — Chapter 159: How to Train Your Feral Fox Girl
- Chapter 160 — Chapter 160: This is What Happens When You Actually Follow My Plan
- Chapter 161 — Chapter 161: The Correct Answer Was Wrong
- Chapter 162 — Chapter 162: Asset Evaluation and Hands-On Research
- Chapter 163 — Chapter 163: My King Returned from Battle with Another Princess
- Chapter 164 — Chapter 164: So, Are We Picking the Same Guild or Not?
- Chapter 165 — Chapter 165: Welcome to the Family Business
- Chapter 166 — Chapter 166: The Sorting Hat is a System Quest with Hidden Rewards
- Chapter 167 — Chapter 167: How to Out-Scumbag the System
- Chapter 168 — Chapter 168: I’m Not Here to Join a Kingdom, I’m Here to Build One
- Chapter 169 — Chapter 169: Suddenly, Everyone Wants to Join the Worst Guild
- Chapter 170 — Chapter 170: And So, the Problems Began
- Chapter 171 — Chapter 171: Everyone Has an Opinion on the Stray Dog
- Chapter 172 — Chapter 172: My Viral Moment Was a Distraction Tactic
- Chapter 173 — Chapter 173: A Kingdom of Two
- Chapter 174 — Chapter 174: The Rules of Engagement for Our Secret Kingdom
- Chapter 175 — Chapter 175: My Girlfriend Is a Better Revolutionary Than I Am
- Chapter 176 — Chapter 176: Breakfast in Bed
- Chapter 177 — Chapter 177: Performance Review for My Stepsister (She Passed)
- Chapter 178 — Chapter 178: A Weapon of Mass Seduction Requires Proper Cleaning
- Chapter 179 — Chapter 179: A Scumbag’s Guide to Post-Conquest Aftercare
- Chapter 180 — Chapter 180: Family, Treason, and a Side of Lettuce
- Chapter 181 — Chapter 181: How to Weaponize Love and Break Your Mother’s Heart in Three Easy Steps
- Chapter 182 — Chapter 182: Regarding the New Terms and Conditions of My Family
- Chapter 183 — Chapter 183: How to Manage a Harem in the Back of a Limo
- Chapter 184 — Chapter 184: The Stray Dogs Find Their Kennel, and It’s a Badass Mansion
- Chapter 185 — Chapter 185: The First Rule of Onyx House is You Don’t Annoy the TA with the Eyepatch
- Chapter 186 — Chapter 186: Roll Call of the Damned, the Weird, and the Annoying
- Chapter 187 — Chapter 187: I’m Not Here to Make Friends, I’m Here to Be Your King
- Chapter 188 — Chapter 188: The Stray Dog Meets Five Queens, and None of Them Want to Bow
- Chapter 189 — Chapter 189: How to Win a Fight Without Throwing a Punch (It Really Pisses People Off)
- Chapter 190 — Chapter 190: My Queen Disapproves of My Supervillain Monologue
- Chapter 191 — Chapter 191: The Maillard Reaction Has Never Been So Abused
- Chapter 192 — Chapter 192: My Rich Classmate Solved (Our) World Hunger
- Chapter 193 — Chapter 193: The Onyx Hounds’ First Supper (Is Pizza, Thank God)
- Chapter 194 — Chapter 194: Let the Games Begin
- Chapter 195 — Chapter 195: My Team is Three of the Seven Deadly Sins
- Chapter 196 — Chapter 196: An In-Depth Analysis of Three Very Different Management Styles
- Chapter 197 — Chapter 197: The Stray Dog Flips the Monopoly Board (Metaphorically)
- Chapter 198 — Chapter 198: Capitalism is the Best Foreplay
- Chapter 199 — Chapter 199: An Offer You Can’t Refuse
- Chapter 200 — Chapter 200: My Queen Challenges Me, and That’s Why She’s the Queen