Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World

Author: DamnPlotArmor Category: Fantasy, Slice of Life Ongoing

In a world where martial artists reign supreme, strength is everything. Unfortunately, that logic doesn't apply to a certain Florida Man. Refined in the nuclear fallout wasteland, Leo was the strongest mutant alive. He carried an alien artifact, allowing him to exchange his lifespan for modern items. After 50,000 years of solitary life in a humanless world, he collected enough lifespan to transmigrate to another habitable world. Leo was later thrown into a mysterious planet. He soon discovered that his body produced radiation, and it mutated the surrounding plants and grasses. Worrying that he might ruin the beautiful planet, he chose to live in seclusion. Unfortunately, the local population soon discovered his existence, and a misunderstanding ensued.

Chapters (175)

Chapter 166 — Chapter 166 Florida Man Infiltrating Stranger’s Storeroom Assaulted By Another Burglar. One Burglar Killed.
Chapter 167 — Chapter 167 Florida Man Builds Ramps On Public Parking Lot Rooftop To Complete IRL GTA Stunt Jump Achievements
Chapter 168 — Chapter 168 100 SQ/M Clothing Store Building Abducted By Florida Man’s UFO
Chapter 169 — Chapter 169 Florida Man Quits His Job To Start New Career As Gamer, Spends All His Savings In Gacha Game.
Chapter 170 — Chapter 170 Florida Man Invented New Strongest Flashlight, Accident Blinded Himself And His Employees By During Experiment.
Chapter 171 — Chapter 171 Florida Man Establishes Meth Factory in Shopping Mall and Offers Meth-Making Master Class as Services.
Chapter 172 — Chapter 172 Florida Man Chased High-Schooler from Shooting Range for Bringing Multiple Girlfriends on a Date and Skipping Zaza Smoking Schedule
Chapter 173 — Chapter 173 Game-Addicted Florida Man Sued Game Company as Game’s “Quest” Forced Him to Touch Grass
Chapter 174 — Chapter 174 Florida Man Found Drunk Naked Woman Sleeping in His Bed, Cuddled with Her, Kicked Her Out in the Morning, and Refused to Elaborate.
Chapter 175 — Chapter 175 Florida Man Wrestled a Pig in a Professional Wrestling Match. The Pig Owner is Confused.
Chapter 176 — Chapter 176 Florida Man Scammed Foreigner as Revenge after Being Called by Racial Slur
Chapter 177 — Chapter 177 Florida Man Saved Feral Dog, Brought It Home, and Killed It for Food
Chapter 178 — Chapter 178 Cops Called on Florida Man for Hoarding Infected Dog Corpses in His Backyard for Science Experiment
Chapter 179 — Chapter 179 Florida Man Trainee Accidentally Found New Religion and Created New Loli Goddess by Showing Viral VDO to Kindergarten Girl
Chapter 180 — Chapter 180 Unknown Hacker Removed Florida Man’s Information from Police Department after the Latter Confessed He Imported “Virginity” Restoration Meds from Outer Space
Chapter 181 — Chapter 181 Scammer Attempted to Sell Second-Hand Tesla as Brand New. Florida Man Scammed Him and Bought It for $1,000.
Chapter 182 — Chapter 182 Florida Man Stormed into Gun Store, Threatened Store Owner, and Robbed a Pen
Chapter 183 — Chapter 183 Professional Wrestler “Florida Man” Fired From WWB After His Debut Match Got Interrupted Due To Technical Difficulties. The Executives Claimed Florida Man’s Gimmick Was Too Overpowered.
Chapter 184 — Chapter 184 Viral Footage Of Frightened Florida Man Running Away From Chasing Pastor Becomes New TikTok Challenge. Local Sheriff Warns Floridians To Avoid Pastors On Street Until Further Notice
Chapter 185 — Chapter 185 Florida Man Called Cops To Offer Surrender Claiming He Abducted Alien Princess In His Dream
Chapter 186 — Chapter 186 500-Year-Old Florida Couples Surprised Local By Holding Flash Wedding. “BED! SEX! NOW!” Said Grandma To Grandpa During The Ceremony..
Chapter 187 — Chapter 187 Florida Elder Gunned Down Flash Mob Looters Attempting To Ransack His Store. “Welcome To Florida, Suckers!” Said Elder During The Interview
Chapter 188 — Chapter 188 Drunk Florida Man Wrestled With Stray Cat Using WWE Moves, Discovered Cat Was Actually Adult Man Cosplaying As Tiger, Got RKOed And Sent Home.
Chapter 189 — Chapter 189 Trained “Cat” Maimed Neighbors When Local Trainer Took Her For A Walk. All Dead Bodies Found In Florida Man’s Refrigerator Marked As “Cat Food”.
Chapter 190 — Chapter 190 Pedophile Tourist Attempting to Sexual-Harass Girl during Halloween Event Shot By Florida Man Cosplayed as Pedophile Bear.
Chapter 191 — Chapter 191 Florida Man Sued Dead Pro-War Rioters for Raiding His Shopping Mall and Got Shot to Death by His Employees.
Chapter 192 — Chapter 192 NetFlex Announced New Hangover Movie Would Be Based on True Story of Florida Man Waking Up to the Aftermath of Alien War.
Chapter 193 — Chapter 193 Woman Called Cops on Florida Man For Allegedly Sexual-Harassed Her, Made Her Fall in Love with Him, Then Friendzoned Her. No Baby Has Been Conceived.
Chapter 194 — Chapter 194 Florida Man Claimed Innocence After His Worshipers Declared a Racial War Against Elves Under His Name. He Said During Interview, “This Casual Racist Will Attempt the Ranked Mode If Necessary!”
Chapter 195 — Chapter 195 Florida Man Scammed Illegal Migrants by Accepting Them into His House, Offer Them Legal Jobs, And Robbed Them Afterward. The Immigrants Were Originally Broke When They Crossed Borders.
Chapter 196 — Chapter 196 Florida Man Became Millionaire after Selling Expired Drugs to Homeless People, Claiming His Medicines Could Cure Cancer by Granting New Cancer.
Chapter 197 — Chapter 197 Florida Man Mistook Lithium as Iron. Mined a Ton. Threw Raw Ores to Furnace. And Caused an Explosion. Scientists and Chemists Baffled Why He is Still Alive.
Chapter 198 — Chapter 198 Florida Man Called Cops Claiming His New Dairy Cow Sexual-Harassed Him by Forcing Him to Touch Its Breasts
Chapter 199 — Chapter 199 Florida Man Built Trillion-Dollar Labs to Modify Cabbage DNAs. On the Other News, Ohio Man Discovered on Death Star.
Chapter 200 — Chapter 200 Income Disparity! Ohio Man Earned 100 Million by Selling Information to Cartel Lord While Florida Man Genetic-Engineered Cabbage DNA to Create Ultimate Pet Food and Earned Nothing!
Chapter 201 — Chapter 201 Florida Man Took Flight Courses to Become First Human Pigeon.
Chapter 202 — Chapter 202 Forklift Certified Florida Man Refused to Have Sex with Celebrity to Warm Up for the Upcoming No-Nut-November.
Chapter 203 — Chapter 203 Naked Florida Man Climbed Mount Everest to Set a Guinness World Record for Longest Urine.
Chapter 204 — Chapter 204 Florida Man Created Realistic Wax Doll of His Dream Girl to Grope Her Breasts. The Doll Was Haunted, but Florida Man Happily Exorcised It on His Bed.
Chapter 205 — Chapter 205 Florida Man Injected Micro-CPU and Micro-GPU Inside His Brain So That He Could Play Fortnite in His Sleep.
Chapter 206 — Chapter 206 Forklift Certified Florida Man Successfully Implemented AI to His Ore Refinery. Engineers Protested As Machines Didn’t Need AI. Florida Man Converted Engineers into AI Instead.
Chapter 207 — Chapter 207 Florida Man Officially Proclaimed Mount Everest as His Land and Built an Oil Refinery on It. Climbers Protested as They No Longer Had a Place to Dump Their Trash.
Chapter 208 — Chapter 208 Florida Man Sued Celebrity for Sexual Harassment as She Violated Him in His Sleep. He Demands the Assailant to Redo the Activity While He Is Awake.
Chapter 209 — Chapter 209 Florida Man Pretending to Be Drill Sergeant Forced Recruits to Lick His Finger. Officers Confused How He Infiltrated the Barrack.
Chapter 210 — Chapter 210 Florida Man Allegedly Slept with the United Elfen Kingdom’s Crown Princess and Accidentally Married Her. The Queen Openly Disapproved Their Relationship.
Chapter 211 — Chapter 211 Abrupt Chaos Ensued after Florida Man Received Bull’s Urine as Wedding Gift. Witnesses Said The Groom Brought the Urine Bag Home to Make New “Drink”.
Chapter 212 — Chapter 212 Floridians Celebrated as Elderly Florida Man Finally Lost His V Card.
Chapter 213 — Chapter 213 Florida Man Discovered a Method to Look Younger after Failing No-Nut November Challenge. He Revealed That Nutting Was the Secret.
Chapter 214 — Chapter 214 Florida Man Implemented AI to Wax Doll. Cops Summoned Exorcists the Next Day.
Chapter 215 — Chapter 215 Florida Man Gazed the Stars and Discovered Alien UFO. Government Official Claimed It Was a Flying Washing Machine of Ohio Man’s Mother-In-Law.
Chapter 216 — Chapter 216 Florida Man Hired Monkey to Teach Fencing to Veteran Martial Artists.
Chapter 217 — Chapter 217 Florida Man Mined Breast Milk With Horses And Made Chemical Weapon.
Chapter 218 — Chapter 218 Florida Man Gifted His Tsundere Elf Wife M-16 Rifle in Preparation to Murder His Mother-In-Law.
Chapter 219 — Chapter 219 Florida Man Opened Fried Chicken Fast-Food Chain Restaurant, Served Alligator Meat Instead.
Chapter 220 — Chapter 220 Florida Man Investigated after This Year’s Graduates of His University Had Lower IQ Than Monkeys.
Chapter 221 — Chapter 221 Florida Man Proclaimed He Studied Dark Magic to Start Zombie Apocalypse. Many Universities Openly Sponsored the Research.
Chapter 222 — Chapter 222 Half-Naked Florida Man Holding Smartphone Playing Porn Video Rescued a Thousand Lives Before He Remarked “3D Pigs Disgusting”
Chapter 223 — Chapter 223 Tourists Accused Florida Man of Being Sex Predator after He Played Video Game at Home All Night.
Chapter 224 — Chapter 224 Florida Man Introduced New Career Choice to Female Teenagers – Lithium Miner.
Chapter 225 — Chapter 225 CEO Florida Man Rejected 2,000 Job Applicants Because He Was Too Busy Analyzing GTA6’s Trailers and Leaked Gameplay.
Chapter 226 — Chapter 226 Musical Theatre’s Judges Sent to Hospital after Listening to Florida Man Singing “A Whole New World” During Audition.
Chapter 227 — Chapter 227 Florida Man Equipped Scooter with Military-Graded Weaponry and Sold it to the Army. Government Officials Baffled How Armed Scooter Was More Destructive Than Million-Dollar Tanks.
Chapter 228 — Chapter 228 Tourists Randomly Gunned Florida Man’s House and Broke His Windows. Florida Man Brought Out Restored WWII M4 Sherman Tank From His Garage and Destroyed Their RVs.
Chapter 229 — Chapter 229 Tank Fight Ensued as Tourists Whose RVs Were Destroyed by Florida Man’s Tank Brought Panzer Tank for Revenge. Floridians Gathered to See the WWII’s Tanks in Combat.
Chapter 230 — Chapter 230 Florida Man Called Cops Claiming Mad Scientist Stole His Identity and Body.
Chapter 231 — Chapter 231 Ohio Man Sent Death Threat to Doctor Who Stole Florida Man’s Kidneys.
Chapter 232 — Chapter 232 Florida Man Allegedly Released Pet Wolf to Hunt and Kill Stray Dogs in Neighborhood for Food – His Food.
Chapter 233 — Chapter 233 Florida Man Received Noble Prize For Mastering Doomsday Prepping Techniques in Simulation Games.
Chapter 234 — Chapter 234 Florida Man Punched Mad Veterinarian Who Attempted to Combine His Dog With His Daughter. “I hate kids like you.” Said the Vet.
Chapter 235 — Chapter 235 Florida Man Attacked and Killed Home Intruder Using Giant Octopus.
Chapter 236 — Chapter 236 Florida Man Found His Wife Unconscious at Home, Calls Fisherman for Advice Instead of Calling an Ambulance.
Chapter 237 — Chapter 237 Florida Man Whose Wife Was in Coma Prevented Relatives from Visiting Her So That He Could Watch TV Alone in Hospital.
Chapter 238 — Chapter 238 Florida Man Beaten by His Father Because He Refused to “GIT GUD” in the Art of Sigma Male.
Chapter 239 — Chapter 239 Florida Man Allegedly Groomed a Maiden. FBI Declared That He Rizzed His Last Gyatt.
Chapter 240 — Chapter 240 Florida Man Called Cops and Begged for Red Pills to Escape the Matrix.
Chapter 241 — Chapter 241 Florida Man Programmed New AI to Automatically Make New Drugs in His Meth Lab. Drug Cartels Called Cops and Complained That the AI Stole Their Jobs.
Chapter 242 — Chapter 242 Florida Man Abducted Wild Alligators to Train Them as Soldiers in Preparation for Zombie Apocalypse
Chapter 243 — Chapter 243 Florida Man Who Recently Promoted as Drill Sergeant Added Alligator Wrestling to Regular Training Regime for New Recruits.
Chapter 244 — Chapter 244 Florida Man in Templar Knight Costume Attended Warhammer 40,000 Event. Cops in Space Marine Costumes Arrested Him for Heresy.
Chapter 245 — Chapter 245 Florida Man Crossed a Desert to Find Desert Monster, Found Area 51 Instead.
Chapter 246 — Chapter 246 Florida Man Arrested for Breaking into Neighbor’s Home and Stealing a Weed Joint from Furry Burglars in the Same House.
Chapter 247 — Chapter 247 Florida Man Advised Doomsday Preppers to Stock Booze, Beer, and Wine Instead of Food Before the Second COVID Spread.
Chapter 248 — Chapter 248 Florida Man Quit Job and Spent His Entire Saving in a Phone Game.
Chapter 249 — Chapter 249 Local Floridians Shocked as Snowstorm Approached While Ohio Man Mocked, “First Time?”
Chapter 250 — Chapter 250 A Florida Man Penetrated Airport Perimeter to Engage Alien Delegates on Runway for Cannabis Import Negotiations
Chapter 251 — Chapter 251 Woman Reported Missing after Business Trip. Local Found Her a Day Later Having a Yoga Session With Homeless Florida Man Who Provided Her Temporary Shelter.
Chapter 252 — Chapter 252 Florida Man Requests Pronoun Change at Government Office to Identify as ’Texas Man,’ Citing Ownership of Machine-Gun-Armed Cows as Justification.
Chapter 253 — Chapter 253 Florida Man Took Picture of a Cow on a Couch Surrounded by Five Black Horses. Tw*tter Exploded as Men Expressed Their Desire to Replace the Cow.
Chapter 254 — Chapter 254 Mad Cow Disease Discovered in Florida Man’s Butcher Shop. Store Owner Denied the Allegations and Ate Raw Beef in front of WHO Officials. He Was Later Found Humping a Cow That Day.
Chapter 255 — Chapter 255 Weather Forecast Predicted Heavy Snow in Tampa Florida as the Infamous Drug Cartel ‘Florida Man’ Wrote Academic Books for Children.
Chapter 256 — Chapter 256 Florida Man Invented Mosquito Worm Wines as New Local Merchandise. TikTokers Rushed to Drink It as Mosquito Worm Consumption Became New Trending.
Chapter 257 — Chapter 257 Florida Man Cosplaying as Game of Thrones’s Character Blocked the Road and Kept Shouting “Winter is Coming”. Investigation Found He Busted 90 Times Last Month Causing His Kidneys to Fail.
Chapter 258 — Chapter 258 Local Florida Men Saved Tourist Man from Ferocious Cannibal Disguising as Middle-Schooler. Cops Arrested the Tourist Later for Attempting to Groom Minor.
Chapter 259 — Chapter 259 Florida Man Sued Mother-in-Law for Snorting Coke Without Inviting Him.
Chapter 260 — Chapter 260 Florida Man Registered His Teenage Daughter in Professional Martial Arts Tournament to Earn Money.
Chapter 261 — Chapter 261 Florida Man Denied the Allegation of Smuggling AV Superstars from Brazil to Ohio to Film Bestiary Movie.
Chapter 262 — Chapter 262 Florida Man Arrested for Trespassing into Area 51 to Learn Magic and Sorcery from Aliens.
Chapter 263 — Chapter 263 Florida Man Arrested Again as His “Cat” Swallowed His Neighbor Whole.
Chapter 264 — Chapter 264 Florida Man Implanted CPU Chip in His Son’s Brain to Improve His IQ. The Son Later Diagnosed with Autism.
Chapter 265 — Chapter 265 Karen Called Cops on Florida Man for Marrying Her Daughter Whom She Attempted to Murder.
Chapter 266 — Chapter 266 Florida Man Accidentally Snapped His Mother-in-Law’s Neck While Roleplaying as Dark Lord of the Sith.
Chapter 267 — Chapter 267 Florida Man Faced No Murder Charge after He Gunned Vegan Man Who Attempted to Steal His Potted Marihuana Plant.
Chapter 268 — Chapter 268 Florida Man Allegedly Killed Stripper by Throwing Landmine on Her Dance Stage.
Chapter 269 — Chapter 269 Florida Man Constructs Space Shuttle, Sends Mother-in-Law to Space Without Return Instructions
Chapter 270 — Chapter 270 Astronauts Discovered Intoxicated Florida Man on Space Station. Nasa Baffled How He Got There.
Chapter 271 — Chapter 271 Florida Man Claims Immortality Achieved After 33 Days of Sunbathing
Chapter 272 — Chapter 272 Florida Man, Who Previously Claimed Immortality from 33 Days of Sunbathing, Now Diagnosed with Skin Cancer
Chapter 273 — Chapter 273 Florida Man, Who Diagnosed with Skin Cancer Because of Sunbathing, Discovered to be the Prime Suspect of Missing Ohio Woman’s Case
Chapter 274 — Chapter 274 Florida Man, Initially the Prime Suspect in Missing Woman Case, Found Innocent Due to Alibi of Feeding Wife Marijuana.
Chapter 275 — Chapter 275 Father of Florida Man, Who Fed His Wife Marihuana, Introduces AI to Battleship and Sparks US Navy Concern as Ship Gains Sentient and Joins Vtubing Company
Chapter 276 — Chapter 276 Karen Sued Florida Man for Curing Her Lung Cancer by Trapping Her in Gas Chamber.
Chapter 277 — Chapter 277 Florida Man Rescued Boy from Sexual Predator Using Mushrooms.
Chapter 278 — Chapter 278 Florida Man Diagnosed with Kidneys Stones after He Breaks Guinness Book World Record by Sleeping with 100 Women in One Day.
Chapter 279 — Chapter 279 Florida Man Calls Cops to Sue Government for Prohibiting the Use of Living Humans as Fertilizer for Personal Gardens
Chapter 280 — Chapter 280 Florida Man Collapses After Pushing Limits by Writing 8,000 Words in 8 Hours for Serialized Novel’s Christmas Event
Chapter 281 — Chapter 281 Florida Man Starts New Hotel Business, Forgets to Hire Employees
Chapter 282 — Chapter 282 Florida Man Faces Warrant for Allegedly Raising Male Bulls for Inappropriate Use.
Chapter 283 — Chapter 283 Galactic Showdown Goes Viral: Ohio Man and Florida Man Unleash Epic Toy Lightsaber Battle!
Chapter 284 — Chapter 284 Florida Man’s ’Ruff’ Day: Takes Home ’Abandoned Puppy,’ Turns Out to Be Ohio Kid
Chapter 285 — Chapter 285 Florida Man Forces His Son to Marry Vaporeon to Breed the Ultimate Pokemon
Chapter 286 — Chapter 286 Florida Man Wakes Up to Surprise Addition: Baby or Burrito?!
Chapter 287 — Chapter 287 – Florida Man Shuns Celeb’s Marriage Proposal, Claims Affection for 2D Vtuber over 3D Pigs
Chapter 288 — Chapter 288 – Wedding Tumble: Florida Man’s Feast Turns Dance Floor into Slip ’n Slide Diarrhea Fest
Chapter 289 — Chapter 289 Surprise Gift at Florida Man’s Wedding: Guests Unwrap Bag of... Fertilizer?!
Chapter 290 — Chapter 290 – Florida Man Convoy and Giant Feline Crash Wedding, Bestow Groom with Recipe for Chaos and Vampire-Grade Red Bull as Wedding Gifts
Chapter 291 — Chapter 291 – Florida Man’s Wild Wedding: Guests Get Free Smartphone Souvenir for Witnessing His Cat Giving Head to Cow 11 AM.
Chapter 292 — Chapter 292 – Florida Couple Taken to Hospital after Recreating ’Till Death Do Us Part’ Wedding Moment With Super Glue on Their Lips.
Chapter 293 — Chapter 293 – New Cocktail Gone Viral: Bartender Offered to ’BUKKAKE’ Florida Man
Chapter 294 — Chapter 294 Buffet Restaurant Calls Cops on Florida Man for Not Eating Vegetables
Chapter 295 — Chapter 295 Florida Man Funds Space Traveling Project, Aiming to be the First Space Gas Smoker
Chapter 296 — Chapter 296 Florida Man Arrested for Joyriding Coffin Through Car Factory
Chapter 297 — Chapter 297 Florida Man Brings Farm Alligator to Court Room and Threatens Judge to Lessen His Sentence
Chapter 298 — Chapter 298 Florida Man Arrested in Court Following Incident Where His Alligators Ate the Judge
Chapter 299 — Chapter 299 Florida Man Pranks Call Center Scammer by Redirecting Him to Police Station
Chapter 300 — Chapter 300 Outlaw Accidentally Turns Hero: Wanted Florida Man Turns Marathon Cop Chase into Terrorist Takedown
Chapter 301 — Chapter 301 Barely Clothed Floridian Lady Officially Upgrades Lost Child Encounter to Son-Adoption Level
Chapter 302 — Chapter 302 Touching Reunion? Florida Man Found His Missing Father, Got Scolded for Not Inheriting His DNA
Chapter 303 — Chapter 303 Florida Man and Ohio Man Compare Their Balls’ Sizes in Public Transport. No One Has Been Blinded
Chapter 304 — Chapter 304 Florida Man Who Discovers Another Dimension in the Universe Diagnosed with Schizophrenic
Chapter 305 — Chapter 305 Florida Man Erects New Capsule Hotel INSIDE a Convenient Store
Chapter 306 — Chapter 306 Florida Man Prevents Customers from Entering Shopping Mall by Exposing the Smell of His Balls
Chapter 307 — Chapter 307 Florida Man Purposely Orders a Barrel of Chicken Instead of a Bucket to Spread the Dao of Florida
Chapter 308 — Chapter 308 Florida Man Mistakenly Brings Youth to Slaughter House Instead of School
Chapter 309 — Chapter 309 Florida Man Deviously Tricks Teens into Auditioning as Gourmet Cuisine for his Pampered Pet
Chapter 310 — Chapter 310 Florida Man Hires Sexy Strippers to Join Kid’s Parade in Public Shopping Mall
Chapter 311 — Chapter 311 Florida Man Swindles Half of Tourist’s Fortune for Exclusive Service as a Human Shield against the Law
Chapter 312 — Chapter 312 Florida Man Takes ’Junior Executive’ to a Whole New Level: Appoints Minor as Store Manager - Now Offering Candy as Employee of the Month Bonus!
Chapter 313 — Chapter 313 Florida Man Accepts Celebrity’s Dinner Invitation, Promises to Leave the Alligators at Home (Maybe)
Chapter 314 — Chapter 314 Floridian Man Declares Independence from Obligations, Declines to Toss Precious Alchemy Ingredient into Lava Party
Chapter 315 — Chapter 315 Florida Man Discovers Backyard Guest: Killer Whale Taking a Vacation from the Ocean!
Chapter 316 — Chapter 316 Hungry Killer Whale Mistakes Ohio Man as Takeout Special. Ohio Man Claims He’s Just Making a Protein Shake after Workout.
Chapter 317 — Chapter 317 Ohio Man Raises Giant Geckos to Surprise His Brother. The Geckos Are Florida Men in Gecko Clothing.
Chapter 318 — Chapter 318 Florida Man Takes ’Whale of a Tale’ Literally, Cooks Seafood Spectacle to Make Ohio Man Feel Like He’s Missing Out on Oceanfront Dining
Chapter 319 — Chapter 319 Florida Man Accidentally Becomes Real Estate Gurus for Immigrants after He Successfully Sold Overpriced House to Homeless Man
Chapter 320 — Chapter 320 Florida Man Claims He Saved a Youth’s Life by Injecting Liquid into His Body. The Youth Was an Adult Doll.
Chapter 321 — Chapter 321 Florida Man Inflicts Max Emotional Damage to Muscle Builder by Forcing Him Through Gender Transformation Operation
Chapter 322 — Chapter 322 Crazy Florida Man Who Forcefully Performed Gender Transformation Operation to Youth Proves That Schizophrenic is Contagious
Chapter 323 — Chapter 323 Hallucinated Florida Man Feeds Youth a Vial of Alligator Blood to Make Him Mutant Ninja Version of John Wick
Chapter 324 — Chapter 324 Florida Man Quit Playing with Firearms, Claims His Birthday Gun is More Useful in Bed Combat. His Neighbors Riot.
Chapter 325 — Chapter 325 Florida Man Mistakes Stranger Who is Being Robbed as His Father, Pulls a Gun, and Shoots Them Both
Chapter 326 — Chapter 326 Florida Man Rescues Endangered Killer Whale from Hunters, Shockingly Discovers His Mother Among Them, Prompts Pursuit to Murder the Escaped Whale
Chapter 327 — Chapter 327 A Million Cat Found in Florida Man’s House, Claims He Gave Birth to All of Them
Chapter 328 — Chapter 328 Florida Man Turns Ohio Youth into Flower Fertilizer Because His Daughter MILKED Youth’s Fluid
Chapter 329 — Chapter 329 Florida Man Celebrates E-Sport Championship Tournament Victory by Showing Women His “Balls”
Chapter 330 — Chapter 330 Florida Man Tries to End His Life, Expresses Desire to Be Reborn as His Grandson
Chapter 331 — Chapter 331 Florida Man Announces Retirement from Drug-Dealing Career to Police
Chapter 332 — Chapter 332 Florida Parents Entrust One-Year-Old Child to Neighbor Nannies With Criminal Background. Next Day, Child Knows How to Assemble and Dissemble Guns.
Chapter 333 — Chapter 333 Florida Man Shoots Child Predator Who Attempted to Groom His Man-Eating Bonzi Plant
Chapter 334 — Chapter 334 Florida Man Self-Proclaims as God’s Incarnation, Complains that Heaven is a Black Company, and Files a Lawsuit against God.
Chapter 335 — Chapter 335 Florida Billionaire Announces His Retirement and Passes His Forklift Certificate to His Daughter. She Eats It.
Chapter 336 — Chapter 336 Fisherman Calls Police After Florida Woman Catfishes Him and Steals His Fish
Chapter 337 — Chapter 337 Florida Man, Armed to the Teeth, Raids Animal Shelter to Pet a Rescued Cat.
Chapter 338 — Chapter 338 Florida Man Accused of Cheating His Wife with Her Sisters and Mother, Claims He Only ‘Touched’ Them.
Chapter 339 — Chapter 339 Florida Man Prophesizes Doomsday, Claims Sexually Aggressive Demoness Would Enslave Men and Cats Would Be Our Saviors
Chapter 340 — Chapter 340 Epilogue