My Pick Up Artist System
"With this system, I'll become the world's greatest seducer! If it doesn't kill me first..." I was a nobody, a short fatty Otaku. Then, a girl's voice popped into my head: [Seduce a woman within a month or die.] "What the hell...how? I'm an 18-year-old virgin..." [7+ looks only. No slam donkeys.] "You’re forcing me to die!” Facing annihilation, I saw no choice but to join the international community of pick up artists, and from that day forward, my boring student life became filled with craziness and womanizing. I just had one problem: "Why are all these guys insane?!?" Pick Up Artist: One who uses specialized tactics to seduce women. Additional Tags: weak to strong, supernatural, action, fantasy, funny, dungeon, face smacking, bloodlines, modern, harem, r-18, litrpg,magic, cultivation, martial arts, shameless protagonist, parody, satire, succubus, netori, adult, ecchi, sex, hidden gem, drama, wuxia, adventure, mature, school life, seinen, princess, billionaire, werewolves, xuanhuan, erotic, erotica, romance, revenge, polygamy, psychological, r18, 18, 18+, smut, hentai, comedy, light novel, alchemy, system. *No Netorare or Yuri. *If you dislike harem, I guarantee this one will be different and become the best harem you've read on WN. There are colorful characters, no bad romance, and no annoying female conflicts driving the plot. *Every volume so far has been even better than the prior one. *If you're wary of reading originals, I assure you that I'm a native English speaker and you'll find the writing here to be at a print professional standard. If I said this story had the 2nd best grammar on Webnovel, no author or translator would dare say theirs had the 1st.
Chapters (344)
- Chapter 1 — Chapter 1 - Seduce Or Die
- Chapter 2 — Chapter 2 - Divine Pick Up Line
- Chapter 3 — Chapter 3 - Casanova Enters The Scene
- Chapter 4 — Chapter 4 - The Thong Test
- Chapter 5 — Chapter 5 - Meeting A Master Of Seduction
- Chapter 6 — Chapter 6 - We're Stuck In Caveman Bodies
- Chapter 7 — Chapter 7 - Unlocking Achievements
- Chapter 8 — Chapter 8 - Stat Growth Multiplier
- Chapter 9 — Chapter 9 - Swole Daddy
- Chapter 10 — Chapter 10 - A Japanese Cutie With R.A. Duty
- Chapter 11 — Chapter 11 - Peacocking
- Chapter 12 — Chapter 12 - What Is Attraction?
- Chapter 13 — Chapter 13 - Jokes And Stat Bumps
- Chapter 14 — Chapter 14 - Teasing
- Chapter 15 — Chapter 15 - Otaku Religion
- Chapter 16 — Chapter 16 - What Is Charisma?
- Chapter 17 — Chapter 17 - Stat Gain Is A Hell Of A Drug
- Chapter 18 — Chapter 18 - A Bet To Win The Girl
- Chapter 19 — Chapter 19 - Charismatic Evolution!
- Chapter 20 — Chapter 20 - The Crucial Moment
- Chapter 21 — Chapter 21 - What Is Your Life’s Blueprint?
- Chapter 22 — Chapter 22 - Stoned To Death
- Chapter 23 — Chapter 23 - The Divine Dao Of Face-slapping
- Chapter 24 — Chapter 24 - Traumatizing A Stranger
- Chapter 25 — Chapter 25 - Ronald McDonald Learns About Insta-dates
- Chapter 26 — Chapter 26 - Motivating A Woman With Words
- Chapter 27 — Chapter 27 - Unlocking Comfort
- Chapter 28 — Chapter 28 - Destiny And Spirit Animals
- Chapter 29 — Chapter 29 - Points-digger
- Chapter 30 — Chapter 30 - Club Rat’s Fake ID
- Chapter 31 — Chapter 31 - The Dong Game
- Chapter 32 — Chapter 32 - Dungeon Instance
- Chapter 33 — Chapter 33 - Defusing Obstacles
- Chapter 34 — Chapter 34 - Wingman Law
- Chapter 35 — Chapter 35 - Dungeon Hidden Zone
- Chapter 36 — Chapter 36 - Pigs Get Roasted
- Chapter 37 — Chapter 37 - Dungeon Event Mini-boss
- Chapter 38 — Chapter 38 - Dungeon Break
- Chapter 39 — Chapter 39 - First Proper Date
- Chapter 40 — Chapter 40 - Baby In Burning Building
- Chapter 41 — Chapter 41 - Lose The Hair Or Lose Your Head
- Chapter 42 — Chapter 42 - The Positives Of Obliteration
- Chapter 43 — Chapter 43 - Invincible Opener
- Chapter 44 — Chapter 44 - Crackheads Want To Eat Swan Meat
- Chapter 45 — Chapter 45 - NASA’s Lunar Sex Mission
- Chapter 46 — Chapter 46 - Cultivation World Of Skanks
- Chapter 47 — Chapter 47 - Boner Justice
- Chapter 48 — Chapter 48 - Crime Of Passion
- Chapter 49 — Chapter 49 - First Proper Proper Date
- Chapter 50 — Chapter 50 - Neighborly Love
- Chapter 51 — Chapter 51 - Universal Kissing Signal
- Chapter 52 — Chapter 52 - Smile Like A Doughnut
- Chapter 53 — Chapter 53 - Batman Enters An S&M Club
- Chapter 54 — Chapter 54 - Welcome To Hell. We Have Such Sights To Show You!
- Chapter 55 — Chapter 55 - Milf Black Widow (R-18)
- Chapter 56 — Chapter 56 - A Reward For A Good Boy (R-18)
- Chapter 57 — Chapter 57 - Batman Vs. Black Widow (R-18)
- Chapter 58 — Chapter 58 - Snake D*ckskin Escapes From New York
- Chapter 59 — Chapter 59 - Achievement Hunter
- Chapter 60 — Chapter 60 - First Skill Book
- Chapter 61 — Chapter 61 - Heavenly Treasures
- Chapter 62 — Chapter 62 - Bendingo On A Date
- Chapter 63 — Chapter 63 - How To Get A Date To Your Room And Show Her Your Artistic Masterpiece
- Chapter 64 — Chapter 64 - Famous Dating Sim Technique (R-18)
- Chapter 65 — Chapter 65 - Squirtle Hydro Pump (R-18)
- Chapter 66 — Chapter 66 - Growth Skill
- Chapter 67 — Chapter 67 - Solo Leveling
- Chapter 68 — Chapter 68 - What Girls Need
- Chapter 69 — Chapter 69 - Finding The Inner Strength To Get Laid
- Chapter 70 — Chapter 70 - Succubi Are Real?
- Chapter 71 — Chapter 71 - Go Little Finger To Give Her Your Big Finger
- Chapter 72 — Chapter 72 - Never Give Up Your Dream To Deliver Cream
- Chapter 73 — Chapter 73 - What It Takes To Be An MC (R-18)
- Chapter 74 — Chapter 74 - Karmic Splooge
- Chapter 75 — Chapter 75 - High Level Mystery Box
- Chapter 76 — Chapter 76 - Living In A Horror Movie
- Chapter 77 — Chapter 77 - Epic Skill - Divine Line Generator
- Chapter 78 — Chapter 78 - Textual Intercourse
- Chapter 79 — Chapter 79 - Three Minute Rule
- Chapter 80 — Chapter 80 - Choosing The Divine Pick Up Line
- Chapter 81 — Chapter 81 - White Knight In Plot Armor
- Chapter 82 — Chapter 82 - Chuuni Showdown
- Chapter 83 — Chapter 83 - Katie’s Story
- Chapter 84 — Chapter 84 - Pinkhead In Bed
- Chapter 85 — Chapter 85 - Sherlock And His Pipe(R-18)
- Chapter 86 — Chapter 86 - Testicular Negotiations(R-18)
- Chapter 87 — Chapter 87 - The Whole Points Of The Nut
- Chapter 88 — Chapter 88 - Prizes, Progress, And Platinum Hits
- Chapter 89 — Chapter 89 - It's Raining Frats And Dogs
- Chapter 90 — Chapter 90 - Last Day On Earth
- Chapter 91 — Chapter 91 - Ben’s Eulogy
- Chapter 92 — Chapter 92 - Nymphomaniac
- Chapter 93 — Chapter 93 - Breaking Last Minute Resistance
- Chapter 94 — Chapter 94 - Spanking The Miyuki (R-18)
- Chapter 95 — Chapter 95 - Slaphappy (R-18)
- Chapter 96 — Chapter 96 - 68 And I Owe You One (R-18)
- Chapter 97 — Chapter 97 - Novice Challenge Updated
- Chapter 98 — Chapter 98 - One Last Shot At Destiny
- Chapter 99 — Chapter 99 - Salvation Or Damnation
- Chapter 100 — Chapter 100 - Counting Down To Death
- Chapter 101 — Chapter 101 - Ben The Photographer
- Chapter 102 — Chapter 102 - How To Make Her Boyfriend Jealous (R-18)
- Chapter 103 — Chapter 103 - Last Seconds Of Jizzlife (R-18)
- Chapter 104 — Chapter 104 - Time’s Up Buttercup(R-18)
- Chapter 105 — Chapter 105 - Male Walk Of Shame
- Chapter 106 — Chapter 106 - Novice Tutorial Mode Has Ended
- Chapter 107 — Chapter 107 - Alphas, Betas, And The Capitalists Who Betrayed Us
- Chapter 108 — Chapter 108 - The Deadly Omega
- Chapter 109 — Chapter 109 - Become An Elite Alpha
- Chapter 110 — Chapter 110 - Booty Chest
- Chapter 111 — Chapter 111 - Flag System
- Chapter 112 — Chapter 112 - Willy The Wheel Of Fortune
- Chapter 113 — Chapter 113 - Cornered And Outnumbered
- Chapter 114 — Chapter 114 - The Fire Rises
- Chapter 115 — Chapter 115 - Isekai’d From Embarrassment
- Chapter 116 — Chapter 116 - Women Love Drama
- Chapter 117 — Chapter 117 - First Date In A Girl’s Apartment
- Chapter 118 — Chapter 118 - You’ve Got A Lot Of Spunk, Kid (R-18)
- Chapter 119 — Chapter 119 - Just Easin’ The Tension, Baby (R-18)
- Chapter 120 — Chapter 120 - What To Do With A Virgin(R-18)
- Chapter 121 — Chapter 121 - Won’t I Get Pregnant?
- Chapter 122 — Chapter 122 - Outgrowing The Newbie Equips
- Chapter 123 — Chapter 123 - Destiny Or Disaster
- Chapter 124 — Chapter 124 - Starting MMA For Safer Cuckolding
- Chapter 125 — Chapter 125 - Sex-men: First Class
- Chapter 126 — Chapter 126 - An Eye For Talent
- Chapter 127 — Chapter 127 - A Showdown Of The Shvontz
- Chapter 128 — Chapter 128 - Ben's Gaming Specialty
- Chapter 129 — Chapter 129 - Hollywood Style
- Chapter 130 — Chapter 130 - Dating In The Most Unusual Place
- Chapter 131 — Chapter 131 - Edward Jizzerhands
- Chapter 132 — Chapter 132 - Sexual Urban Legends (R-18)
- Chapter 133 — Chapter 133 - The Right Answer To Every Woman’s True Or False Question (R-18)
- Chapter 134 — Chapter 134 - Making War, Not Love (R-18)
- Chapter 135 — Chapter 135 - Unlocking Love
- Chapter 136 — Chapter 136 - Dreams Of Wish Fulfillment
- Chapter 137 — Chapter 137 - The Dao Of Plow
- Chapter 138 — Chapter 138 - Ben The Pyromancer
- Chapter 139 — Chapter 139 - Asses To Ashes, Cussed To Dust
- Chapter 140 — Chapter 140 - Ben The Poison-breathing Dragon
- Chapter 141 — Chapter 141 - The Crippling Of Ben
- Chapter 142 — Chapter 142 - Porn With Plot
- Chapter 143 — Chapter 143 - This Is The End
- Chapter 144 — Chapter 144 - Ben The Honor Student
- Chapter 145 — Chapter 145 - Slapathon
- Chapter 146 — Chapter 146 - How Ben Defeated All Cu*mers
- Chapter 147 — Chapter 147 - Ben And Miyuki's Telepathic Connection
- Chapter 148 — Chapter 148 - Empowerment Through Education (R-18)
- Chapter 149 — Chapter 149 - Flipping The World Upside Down (R-18)
- Chapter 150 — Chapter 150 - How To Treat An M (R-18)
- Chapter 151 — Chapter 151 - The Circle Of Wife
- Chapter 152 — Chapter 152 - Starting From The Willy
- Chapter 153 — Chapter 153 - Making The Money Shot
- Chapter 154 — Chapter 154 - C*ckupie Wall Street
- Chapter 155 — Chapter 155 - A Professor's Work-load
- Chapter 156 — Chapter 156 - C*ck Leaping Over The Dragon's Gate
- Chapter 157 — Chapter 157 - Ben's Resume
- Chapter 158 — Chapter 158 - The Art Of Double-speak
- Chapter 159 — Chapter 159 - The Role Of Media In The World
- Chapter 160 — Chapter 160 - Tunneling Through The Northern Ice Wall/Wildling Out
- Chapter 161 — Chapter 161 - Letting It All Hang Out
- Chapter 162 — Chapter 162 - 162: Never dawdle on a diddle
- Chapter 163 — Chapter 163 - Corner Condoms
- Chapter 164 — Chapter 164 - PUA Party
- Chapter 165 — Chapter 165 - Fallout: New Pengas
- Chapter 166 — Chapter 166 - Mystical Cumbo Jumbo
- Chapter 167 — Chapter 167 - First Day Of Wet Work
- Chapter 168 — Chapter 168 - First Tower Entry
- Chapter 169 — Chapter 169 - Poison Dragon Vs Mutated Fire Dragon
- Chapter 170 — Chapter 170 - First Corporate Boss Fight
- Chapter 171 — Chapter 171 - Can't Breathe, Crushing Weight
- Chapter 172 — Chapter 172 - Fool You Once, Game On You
- Chapter 173 — Chapter 173 - A Test That Wasn't Sh*t
- Chapter 174 — Chapter 174 - Olivia's Plan B
- Chapter 175 — Chapter 175 - D-fusing The D*cking Time Bomb(R-18)
- Chapter 176 — Chapter 176 - An Offer A Man Can't Refuse
- Chapter 177 — Chapter 177 - Spreading Game Addiction
- Chapter 178 — Chapter 178 - Ben's Haunting Past
- Chapter 179 — Chapter 179 - Asexual? Kay, Let's Do It
- Chapter 180 — Chapter 180 - How To Treat A Princess/wh*re (R-18)
- Chapter 181 — Chapter 181 - Mortals Vs. Cumtivators (R-18)
- Chapter 182 — Chapter 182 - Holding The Orgasm Hostage(R-18)
- Chapter 183 — Chapter 183 - They Parted As Fiends
- Chapter 184 — Chapter 184 - The Power Of Trust
- Chapter 185 — Chapter 185 - Updates And Upgrades
- Chapter 186 — Chapter 186 - Fiction Is Truthier Than Strange
- Chapter 187 — Chapter 187 - Writer's Block And Dodging C*ck
- Chapter 188 — Chapter 188 - Take The First Step
- Chapter 189 — Chapter 189 - The Real King Of Shamelessness
- Chapter 190 — Chapter 190 - A Hero Knows When To Turn Swords Into Plowshares
- Chapter 191 — Chapter 191 - Ranked Tower Climber
- Chapter 192 — Chapter 192 - Troll Army
- Chapter 193 — Chapter 193 - Miyuki's Trouble
- Chapter 194 — Chapter 194 - Dark Desires
- Chapter 195 — Chapter 195 - Camila's Dirty Secret
- Chapter 196 — Chapter 196 - You Can't Spell Evolution Without Love...and Nut
- Chapter 197 — Chapter 197 - Judge, Jury, And Sexecutioner(R-18)
- Chapter 198 — Chapter 198 - Training Done Right (R-18)
- Chapter 199 — Chapter 199 - How To Make A Bad Girl Behave(R-18)
- Chapter 200 — Chapter 200 - Reborn: Evolving From C*mming(R-18)